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an anonymous shrimpy · 10mo

Jade's just putting eggs up there silly

HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT EGGS LMAAAAAOOOO oopsies. 😅 i got way too excited about potential medical kink and blew past the obvious answer.

this raises a bunch of questions about how fertilization and his genitalia work tho! and that would extend to merpeople in general, probably. i wish i could think about ovi without getting hung up on the biological technicalities. or are they dud eggs for funsies? why does jade produce eggs? why am i asking questions when i am the one with the retro open?

that all being said, eggs hot, and if he doesn't leave enough to make an obvious bulge then CLEARLY he isn't excited enough and you gotta wring more outta him!!

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