I DIDN'T MEAN TO QUASH YOUR DREAMS I'M SO SORRY i just... the thing that gets me off the most is a convoluted narrative and lore to justify my silly kink.

jade is soooooo "when there's a will, there's a way," so he'll figure out how to do it! it'll hurt a lot for the recipient, but that's perfectly fine by him. and he'll be pleasantly surprised (and impressed) if they manage to take it without passing out! what an intriguing human specimen! he'll have to try bigger and bigger insertions to see what finally makes them break.

i can also see him being the asshole who puts something fragile up there for the fear factor. let's hope he enchanted it to be more durable without telling them. mind games are sexy, too. crying and begging him not to do it, ESPECIALLY not to get into the cervix, it'll break, they'll die... they don't want whatever might be in that item (i keep thinking bottles) in their womb! delicious delicious tears. 💜💜💜💜