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THE KITCHEN IS OPEN!
nnnhhhggg im a dirty little microwave you have to water me you have to use your words 😩
add +2 yrs to my warranty by sending compliments to the chef :)

ur kitchen walls
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grandmaster of bussy · 1y

enei bbq and foot massage

idk what the context is but now im imagining dante giving a foot massage with bbq sauce all over his titties, thanks

Phoenix · 1y

HAPPY (LATE) BIRTHDAY!!!

AWWWW HEY THANKS SO MUCH BUD!!!!! i 'preciate it muchly!!!!! 🥳🙏💝💝💝💝

Luri · 1y
horny chef #69 · 1y

quiche

Flanker · 1y

We only have manboobs

you say that as though manboobs aren't welcome when in fact they are in high demand. hand em over 🤲

Bunzies · 1y

NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER BE LIKE!!!!!!!! IT'S ME I AM NONSTOP NUTTING!!!!!!!! nothing to add tbh i love dante acting all coy and quincy being like "hm. cute" SDFJKSDFJF 💕
rip in pieces dante, i would also lose my mind if some bear decided to rizz me to death

horny chef #69 · 1y

Quincy giving Dante the best massage he’s ever had. Those big meaty hands digging into those muscles in just the right way.

horny chef #69 · 1y

I have no idea what fandom you're in anymore but I enjoy the piss talk :3

aww thats the best kind of fandomship there is!!!! nothing like a shared kink to bring ppl togevver 🥰💛💛💛💛

horny chef #69 · 1y

Do you do commissions?

kind nonny!!! i don't take comms and probably won't bc i work very slow and am only motivated by my dick 😔 ty for asking tho!💕
if i may, here are some wonderful artists who DO have their comms open and i can personally attest to the quality of their work! 🥰🥰💖💖💖

@skrunglie
@dangodungeon
@Tlmsirc
@Abyssartwork
@aima015
@blushnik
@littleshinymoth

grandmaster of bussy · 1y

enei challenge pissing

horny chef #69 · 1y

I LOVE ... UH....

horny chef #69 · 1y

can i send you $20 for a version with even more piss

horny chef #69 · 1y

your art....i want to eat it

careful chef, this is a prescription-only med. side effects may include: loss of braincell, sudden kink acquisition, and faint auditory hallucinations of microwave beeping. talk to your yaoi doctor to see if DMArt™ is right for you!

(tysm friend 💕)

horny chef #69 · 1y

i love ur little microwavesona. its so cute. every time i see it i go :^)

AWWWW man i somehow missed this in my inbox this is so cute [;w;] th-thank u so much wehehehee

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