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i dare you · 14 answers · 5mo

What is your favorite romantic solid

7666, I think? I think he counts as a solid.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

what will happen after I die

I get your possessions at a government auction sale

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Federal Agent · 5mo

want a french fry?

no

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Federal Agent · 5mo

houseplants?

peace lily

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Federal Agent · 5mo

its my first day at normal high school in normal illinois i hope they dont find out im not normal

reporting you.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

am i going to win the lottery?

I don't know, go buy a ticket. give me the numbers.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

Piss?

trueee

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Federal Agent · 5mo

What sauce would you like with your chicken nuggies?

Sriracha ketchup.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

fuck marry kill: usb 3.0 micro-b, mini-display port, and 4-pin firewire 400

Fuck USB 3.0 Micro B, marry mini DP, and kill that last abomination I have awful memories of.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

are you doing okay post-surgery?

I am doing better but still dealing with recovery. It's been rough but I think worth it? Yeah.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

all I'm saying is bisexuals need to pick a side

Why? I enjoy sleeping both with your mother and your father. Please come downstairs by the way, breakfast is getting cold.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

men or women

Men or women what? Snakes? Garden vegetables? You gotta give me some context here.

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Federal Agent · 5mo

Meow meow meow?

meow

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Federal Agent · 5mo

does nulled llc have open job positions🥺

if you can somehow make nulled LLC turn a profit as an intern I'll hire you for $27.89/hr.

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Federal Agent · 8mo

How many bots (fedi) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

huh?