“ we’re gonna take you to the funny farm “ — my mom apparently

“fuck my pussy with a rake, mom!
…that looks like a rake.”

"Things would never work out between us.. Not because youre a rabbit, but because youre black!" - ghost stories

This is a hard thing to think of, but something that immediately comes to mind is "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" Though I'm not sure exactly how "out of context" that is.

This question

"When u shoot urself u get pregnant with a litter of bullets"

"Now what do you have to say to that?"

"THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK IS COPENHAGEN!"

that's two sentences but it's early and I was having trouble thinking of one

I FUCKING LOVE EUKARYOTES

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Me personally it has to be
and the cockblock of the year award goes to... SHINJI IKARI