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@dokjakim
six seven eight triple nine eight two one two · 8 answers · 1mo

I just said this on neosping but that's ok

Question of the day except it isn't beautiful or meaningful, like, at all.

Imagine you are fighting an alligator. Your only available weapons are a spear and a bucket of mayonnaise.

Which do you choose? Reply with your answer and receive an ENDING!

idk it depends which one of us started the fight but ill go with sp

@reference
shinjis #3 fan · 1mo

mayo so i can poison it and it DIE

@chiisakute
anriling ⚢ · 1mo

ill lure it in with the mayonnaise & then creep up to it & BAM STAB IT WITH THE SPEAR & EAT IT FOR DINNER 🤑🤑

@narancia
⠀⠀Finn⠀⠀ · 1mo

mayaonsase because i'll forcefeed it

@ebolachan
Anika *_* · 1mo

mayonnaise and start violently beating the alligator with it

@boyfailure
LEO / AYIN · 1mo

Mayo. Blind it and run away.

@f00fc7c8
the f00fy one · 1mo

i eat it

@enemy
𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿. · 1mo

Trick question. I pet the alligator because I am floridian

@gem
Percy · 1mo

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