Kyman I’m all over the place on. I love both mountain and pine depending on the vibe of the fic but I tend to lean into top Eric. Also, either top Eric or top Kyle but almost never them switching, I feel like their dynamic is too…competitive for them to agree upon a switchy type relationship unless it’s competing in bed? There needs to be one person with the power between them for it to be appealing to me, I dunno how else to put it. Forgotten Lands was only a switch dynamic because it worked best plot wise and there were scenes I wanted to do with both. I love them having banter. I love them being affectionate. I love them hate fucking. I love them being toxic. I love Kyman.

Tenormancest I am all for “Scott uses Eric as a fleshlight” and I am so sorry to anybody who doesn’t find my work appealing because that’s what I vibe with. Scott having the power is hot, 201 was hot. I don’t think sexual Tenormancest could work if Scott didn’t derive pleasure from fucking Eric for reasons other than to harm him. I see Scott as a greasy teenager who wants to get off by any means necessary and Eric as right there (in brothers AU). I also like affectionate brothers Tenormancest, also controversial, but you can let them be a little bit cute as a treat.

In a scene in which all four boys are present, I always forget to give either Stan a line or Kenny a line and now that I’ve pointed this out you’ll see it in a lot of my stuff. When I’m doing Kyman or Kyle and Cartman centric stuff, Stan and Kenny are more just…props to fill a scene so their dialogue doesn’t matter as much. It’s either always Stan that Cartman and Kyle are bouncing off of or Kenny that Cartman and Kyle are bouncing off of but I tend to forget to use both.

I suppose Stan is my weakest out of the main 4 because he’s kinda…basic…and I revert to “depressed drunk Stan” when the plot calls for it because he’s more interesting to write than baseline Stan. I stand by that though because it makes for good fiction. I think I use him well when I do. Stan having some angsty pining for Kyle in Eric Cartman Must Die was pretty good imo. Scream and Creep are both “Stan is depressed” fics and they’re some of my more successful fics by ratio. I just don’t have a good…balance for Stan is all. I mostly use You’re Getting Old Stan.

I’m someone who does routine rewatches for character voice so pretty much everyone else’s little quirks come to me easily, if I’m not writing them close to canon I’m comfortable with my headcanons for them and find my interpretations for them pretty fun to write!

Alright, two things. One, I was a hypersexual child who joined the fandom young. Two, this is a “and then they clapped” story but TRUST BRO THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED I SHIT YOU NOT. I SHIT. YOU. NOT.

I must’ve been closer to 12 based on where we were living when this went down but I had a Creek smut fic (they fucked under the school bleachers) published on FF.net. The A/N had something along the lines of “hope my mom doesn’t find this heehee”. I had parental controls on my laptop but I think my mindset was that my mom was just using them to ensure I was off the computer at a certain time and not going through my history.

The fic received a comment along the lines of “if you’re this young and worried about your mom finding this, you shouldn’t be posting stuff like this. You should take this down.” Or something. I was going to bitch out the person who commented it…but there was a problem.

The comment came from my account. THE COMMENT WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. My mom, who didn’t know how ff.net worked, had NO FUCKING CLUE how to approach her child about the fact that he was publishing South Park porn…so she left a negative comment on it. She just. Commented on it. Because talking to me about it would’ve been too fucking uncomfortable.

I whined to her later in the day about it and she came clean and said “yeah…uhh…you can express yourself with the South Park porn or whatever but don’t publish it dude”

AND THE CIS BUS PASSED BY. AND EVERYBODY CLAPPED. BUT I FUCKING SWEAR THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED. TRUST BRO THIS WAS MY MOMS HONEST TO GOD REACTION TO MY SOUTH PARK PORN.

Writing has always been my thing. I reeeeeealllllyyyyyy don’t wanna sound like a dickhead when I say it comes to me naturally but I genuinely don’t have much writing advice for people because I don’t remember a time where writing hasn’t been my primary talent, I just kinda…write. I received high praise on it in school for as long as I can remember and when I was like 10-12 I had a mini laptop that I would write fanfictions on, including a 100k Kids Next Door self insert fanfic and multiple South Park smut fanfics (found by my Mom at some point, leading to an awkward discussion).

I have a saying. You’re either an English kid or a Math/Science kid, either one subject or the other comes naturally to you in school.

If you asked me to do division in my head right now I could not do it for the life of me.

The boys ganging up on Eric to destroy his stuff, if memory serves me correctly?

I’ve seen a few people on here say it was hot, and I can see it. It’s a stand-in for them killing him but it can be viewed through the lens of gang rape. Eric’s general enthusiasm leading up to it happening is adorable, and extra sad when you think about the fact that he was mostly innocent throughout the skankhunt arc safe for not liking Ghostbusters! You’d think I’d be pretty into the scene as a serial Eric torturer but something about just having his stuff destroyed doesn’t appeal to me, safe for the scene of Kyle destroying his belongings in a blind rage in Tonsil Troubles. Kyle’s attitude in that scene with Eric pleading with him to stop? Hot. Immensely hot.

Hello anon, here’s a full lodown on my drafts!

My Way: Kenny: 80%, two sensual lead ups are done and they’re almost fucking, won’t be too long now once I actually hop to it. Next time I open it it should be done but I’m suffering from brain fog today so I’m combating it by trying to unfuck my diet a bit and planning on sleeping at a different time to see if it helps.

Daffy Duck tricks Bugs Bunny into marrying him for the insurance: 15-20% I reckon, might go on my old main instead of DND.

Oops, Nathan was the ad, not Leslie (Nathan/Jimmy): No clue how much more I want to write of this but it’s probably not seeing the light of day in its current form

Dan Vs Therapy: Vaguely started but I want to rewatch the whole series before writing it since it’s a hefty multichap, will DEFINITELY go on my SFW

Whoops PC Kyle raped Rabbi Cartman to try to get him to break character: Solid 60%

Princess gets Marjorine off in a dressing room: 10%

Kyle has a secret admirer around Valentines Day with incredibly recognizable handwriting: 20%

Kyle’s Little Piss Problem: Potential Chapter 2: 25%, was debating if it would see the light of day but people are rooting for it

Trans Stan/Gary Harrison “Soaking”: One fucking sentence but it’s started

Kyle and Cartman meet up for the first time as adults after breaking up in their teens: Like 10%

“Lost episode” of Eric having Kyle as a guest on his podcast: 20%

Next chapter of the Bluey fic: Three sentences

Next chapter of Content Farmer: Additional notes on niche details I didn’t already have notes on have been made but it hasn’t been started yet

Jimbo and Ned fuck in a hotel room: 40%

One must imagine Kyle Broflovski happy: Like 15%

An observation of the Tenorman family: Most likely going to be thrown away since it’s a hard task with how many interpretations fly around but a few sentences in (written poetically versus novel style)