Alright, two things. One, I was a hypersexual child who joined the fandom young. Two, this is a “and then they clapped” story but TRUST BRO THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED I SHIT YOU NOT. I SHIT. YOU. NOT.

I must’ve been closer to 12 based on where we were living when this went down but I had a Creek smut fic (they fucked under the school bleachers) published on FF.net. The A/N had something along the lines of “hope my mom doesn’t find this heehee”. I had parental controls on my laptop but I think my mindset was that my mom was just using them to ensure I was off the computer at a certain time and not going through my history.

The fic received a comment along the lines of “if you’re this young and worried about your mom finding this, you shouldn’t be posting stuff like this. You should take this down.” Or something. I was going to bitch out the person who commented it…but there was a problem.

The comment came from my account. THE COMMENT WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. My mom, who didn’t know how ff.net worked, had NO FUCKING CLUE how to approach her child about the fact that he was publishing South Park porn…so she left a negative comment on it. She just. Commented on it. Because talking to me about it would’ve been too fucking uncomfortable.

I whined to her later in the day about it and she came clean and said “yeah…uhh…you can express yourself with the South Park porn or whatever but don’t publish it dude”

AND THE CIS BUS PASSED BY. AND EVERYBODY CLAPPED. BUT I FUCKING SWEAR THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED. TRUST BRO THIS WAS MY MOMS HONEST TO GOD REACTION TO MY SOUTH PARK PORN.