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cutie · 16d
sometimes college sktj au overtakes me so bad but i wonder what ur take on that is also hello hope ur pizza is delicios 😋
ursa is this u 🫣 anyway i really love the idea of them already having a significant other from before college, then they become roomates and pretty soon they realize theyre really horny for each other (i love cheating and cheaters <3). im just picturing sukuna squeezing his huge frame into tojis bed every night cause he cant keep his hands to himself, annoying toji while he tries to study cause he wants the attention all to himself, toji lowkey jealous of uraume cause they hang out w sukuna all the time and hes kinda territorial (sukuna knows this and tells uraume to play along)
cutie · 1mo
see to me oro is a sly, dominant bottom who gets a secret thrill at someone with the physical and mental fortitude to make him submit 🙂↕️ (also i like the poetry of the vessel penetrating the foreign entity it’s just such a peak dynamic imo)
cutie · 1mo
i also think it’s really funny to picture orochimaru as sasuke’s exception and jiraiya as naruto’s— like narusasu who have been making sasuke’s hole sound like mac n cheese for months reminiscing one day about their former teachers and naruto being like “yk actually he fucked me 😶” and sasuke being like “i had oro biting a pillow 😶” and neither knowing what to do with that information so they get back to the mac n cheese like: 😶
cutie · 1mo
lmaooo tbqh i see orochimaru as the sole exception to sasuke’s terminal bottom disease only because i cannot for the life of me picture orochimaru topping anyone. orochimaru simply outclasses sasuke as a cockslut i’m sorry to say 😔
cutie · 1mo
tell us more about the sukuna mpreg 🙂↕️
cutie · 1mo
sasuke (disrespectfully) fucking orochimaru through an unexpected heat. orochimaru hissing and spitting at the forced vulnerability but being a little thrilled at the knowledge that sasuke’s first experience is his (even while sasuke fists a hand in his hair to shove his face into the dirt) 🙂↕️
99¢ Green Tea · 1mo
What made you like kakagai?
ive loved them for as long as i can remember! which is saying a lot since i grew up watching naruto lol i couldnt tell you what made me like them, but i can tell you what i love about them now, which is their mutual unconditional trust, loyalty and love. the fact that they both stuck around for the other's darkest moments (especially gai who never gave up on kakashi when he isolated himself and pushed everyone away). AND they get a canonical happy ending together!!! i love whump and abuse and torture, but sometimes you deserve a soft epilogue and they are it 😊
cutie · 1mo
Here baby a treat for u https://x.com/honsasgil/status/1854569037323452825?t=PLtLXWCLLK0XfXmPxgBo_Q&s=19
cutie · 1mo
Its repentance, orochimaru best milf in town, open for everybody day or night. He got slapped by jiraiya a few times for being a slut, letting other men drink his milk.
cutie · 1mo
Is orochimaru into cnc or r@p3 kink? Like Jiraiya must have sneak into his bed several time when raising mitsuki
cutie · 1mo
Jiraiya coming to the village to check on things i n case orochimaru got evil again. Instead he was met with orochimaru breastfeeding
cutie · 1mo
Tsunade made herself younger without bodyhopping like impregnate her genderfluid is so easy to her.
cutie · 1mo
What would jiraiya do if he see mommy orochimaru now? Rn just a fulltime mom who is konoha's top beauty (lets be real orochimaru would never be ugly). 😭 like why he look prettier than 90% of the cast in boruto