i also think it’s really funny to picture orochimaru as sasuke’s exception and jiraiya as naruto’s— like narusasu who have been making sasuke’s hole sound like mac n cheese for months reminiscing one day about their former teachers and naruto being like “yk actually he fucked me 😶” and sasuke being like “i had oro biting a pillow 😶” and neither knowing what to do with that information so they get back to the mac n cheese like: 😶