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Anonymous Coward · 18d

Where is the best place to shoot a freshly churned load?

Shoot `em at a flat surface so they can coincidentally splatter into a flat version of their original shape, then you can peel them off and reflate them however you like (maybe with more spooge, but that might be a bit too much volume...)

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Hooboy · 18d

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