tbh a hucow is not the personification of a cow, it's a fetish thing. no one's criticizing me for writing puppy craig and failing to describe him with a thick coat of fur because, you know, it's a horny human w/ animal features kink thing. hucow is a portmanteau of human and cow and from what i've seen tends to be a sort of fantasy roleplay thing, usually just a person with ears and a tail and cute lingerie

please allow me to take this opportunity to share my stupid hucow craig idea. cow craig is one of the cows on tweek's dad's farm, and tweek feels a kinship with him ok. he's like Man fuck this this is wrong.. i can just tell he's in pain and doesn't wanna be here when i look into his eyes!!! sets out to free hucow craig.. enacts his brilliant plan,,, as they're running away, craig is like Look dude i rly appreciate this but you do realize i'm just a guy your dad kidnapped and put in cow lingerie, right? tweek thought he was an animal rights activist.. comes to find out he's just stupid 😔

BUT anyway to your point, if you think hucow tweek is too thin, my advice to you is knock his ass up.. he's bound to put on some pounds then. i'd love to see his ass preg but can't say i have any complaints about the hucows in circulation. this recent wave of hucow tweeks was set into motion by one of my besties femurfender and ngl that art chilly did of hucow tweek tits out sucking dick is one of the horniest things i've seen in some time. god bless 🙏