Anonymous Coward · 2mo
So Charlie says that Alan is more than just a pretty face, right? Like, is Alan considered conventionally attractive among critters? Plus, he’s the youngest of the four, AND he’s canonically good in bed.
ALAN IS THE HOT OFFICE WORKER??
IN MY OPINION, yes. In order from most attractive to least attractive (considering critter beauty standards) would be Alan who is considered very attractive, Glep who is considered attractive, Charlie who is considered average and lastly, Pim who is considered average/ugly. Note that beauty standards for critters are extremely nonsensical and irrational.
Alan is extremely sexy and everyone wants him and it’s funny because I do think he canonically likes to have sec but I also see him as virtually aromantic and absolutely uninterested in other people.
