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@imKio
Kio · 7 answers · 8mo

quick, you've been [surprise adoption'ed].
you are currently in [the back of a van].
what do you do?

exist the way I normally do and wait for them to not want me any more just like the rest of the world

@UnknownUniverse
Unknown · 8mo

try to drive

@partridge
partridge · 8mo

I get free candy :3

@MagicLike
MagicLike | now on Fragsturztaube · 8mo

ask if i can at least grab my stuff

@dd86k
dd🌺 · 8mo

this

@f00fc7c8
the f00fy one · 8mo

I yell "POP!" like Grace from Indigo, followed by one of the van's tires popping a second later, just to give them a heads up of the mysterious power they're dealing with. How I accomplish this I do not know.

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 8mo

I get parents again?! What are they like~? Are they cool~? I hope they play video games!!

@LianSirenia
Lian · 8mo

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