non-specific hero/villain au world in which dk is just a Normal Dude whose window coups crawls through after a hard fight with [insert hero here]. he comes home from work to a trail of blood staining the carpet and tries to run up but coups can hear him and glares at him in the mirror telling him to not try anything funny because i /will/ kill you and dk has just been watching a live stream of the fight on IG and has been tracking the sightings of him just out of morbid curiosity but they didn't say he was anywhere near his neighborhood, but he presses on dropping his spatula and keeps his hands up saying hey i was a boy scout and i have first aid training i can help you clean up at least and cheol is like. he's not in a place to turn down help with how much blood he's lost and he says thank you and they part ways, and somehow. it becomes a reluctant routine, the second time is an accident, quite literally thrown into the side of the building, the third time is on purpose, the fourth time, something almost happens and cheol for all of the evil supposedly in him has enough righteousness to know that dk is GOOD to his core and won't corrupt him but seokmin won't hear any of it but cheol leaves but he comes back in the middle of the night, eyes wild and wide, holds up a finger with a barely there papercut and says, i need you to help me and [CAR ENGINE EXPLODES]