I hope you're ready for long corporate meetings, or lectures about "youth these days" and whatnot. Yes, he calls everybody youths. Because he's just -that- old. <.< And nowadays, people aren't shy about being into much older "daddy" types, so, y'know.

Ah shoot. I just realized I could mentally place him as the king from the cdi Zelda games. "My boy" and all that. "My boy, this seat is what all true owls strive for!". Okay I'm sorry. x3