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omega tranquilizer anon presents themselves once more in hopes of being tranquilized to celebrate the new year, albeit a bit late. also because i re-read the yuri argenthill vampire fanfic -💉
in my head argenti can drink red wine like water, without as much as even getting tipsy, but the second he downs a shot, be it tequila, vodka or something else, he's in a COMA. down on the floor, hitting the Peter Griffin pose. heck, if he so much as drinks white wine he'll become an incoherent mess
only explanation for this is... something something... 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓘𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓵𝓪
as for boothill, the alcohol is much harder (impossible unless otherwise desired) to get to him since his blood system is not connected to his stomach in the necessary way, but regardless, i do think his drink of choice would be Whiskey or Jaeger (ew)... maybe some types of liquor as well – beer is always a great choice too
as for his tolerance, he would need to actively introduce alcohol into his bloodstream for it to take effect, where it would likely be efficiently cleared out, so the extent of its effect would depend directly on the quantity and concentration of how much he uses, but its duration would be relatively short. this can be both a blessing and a curse... still deciding between the two
PS: Boothill is a sentimental drunk, while Argenti is a sleepy drunk
you mentioned the idea of argenti having a cat that’s so similar to boothill and smug about having his attention, but what about the opposite 😭 boothill somehow ending up with a cat that’s so much like argenti and also not even realizing it
when you asked me for my @ back then i didn't actually think it was genuine, but more like, a rethorical... figure of speech... point of emphasis type thing (• ▽ • ;)
i never really went out of my way to keep it a secret – i just think it’s more fun this way! letting you shape your own idea of Star Anon; someone who shares their thoughts and views with you while selfishly waiting for your responses, all while hidden behind the thin curtain of anonymity.
there's nothing to say that the reveal wouldn't be a letdown as well; after all, who am i to predict if you’d have preferred the mystery in the long run? haha it's not that deep but i do enjoy the immersion sometimes (✯ᴗ✯)
but i guess my artstyle not being consistent did help a bit, for we are mutuals haha >﹏<
I'm definitely making this far more dramatic than it needs to be, but honest to god, it's so much fun this way. everything I've done up to this point has been purely for my own amusement – there's no deeper motive behind it. staying anon keeps the mystery and maintains the fun all the same, but revealing myself would bring its own excitement, by which I mean, seeing your reaction. Did you see it coming? We haven’t talked much, so does it surprise you? Are you disappointed? Would our interactions change now, or would it stay the same?
haha maybe i sounded like a weirdo, but i assure you it's all harmless fun (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
(i did see and greatly enjoy the Very unexpected reaction to my last submission btw it was very funny to see!)
that's many words just to say that if you want my @ just say the word! your wish is my command (。•̀ᴗ-)☆
I remember, a bit ago, I searched around for you in a curious attempt to actually understand who was dropping those masterpieces in my strawpage only to come back bare handed.
Fun fact: I have a horrible eye for artstyles, I continuously swap artists, even without meaning to, and I always end up apologising 100+ times because oh my god, how in the fuck did I not recognise this artstyle (fun fact number two: it happened that I did this two times to my artist friend and again, I had to apologise because jesus christ, how did I manage to not recognise the style. I still get clowned for it, but in a friendly way, which is completely okay in my perspective because it is said jokingly and we all have a laugh out of my blindness for artstyles 😭)
So you know, an idea popped into my brain when you drew that Boothill in a dress, with Argenti right next to her. You qrted, I thought I recognised the style but then again... Horrible eye... I did not trust myself to judge.
After the tension I got from other people in the fandom, I started to trust less and less people, and unfortunately, you did start interacting with me during that period, which was very bad timing 😭 if you found me cold, I assure you, I did not do it on purpose.
I found our interactions under my posts pretty nice, what helped me to pin point you was how you replied to me. The way you express yourself was the same as the inboxes you sent and I already had a target on you, so this didn't really help your case neow did it-
Plus, people recognised you are romanian. You sent calculus stuff on my strawpage as well, so one would just have to look at your profile and the info would match. Let's say that all that combined helped me a lot to just pinpoint you, however I still wasn't sure.
That's why I asked for the @ because it would've broken my heart to actually not be able to see who I was talking to.
I am not disappointed in the least, actually, I'm extremely happy and grateful. We did talk once in dms I remember.
Just now, I wanted to try to scout my moots one last time before actually giving up and asking you the @ and just then I was like "hm... Let's check Zec one last time, before I give in" and my oh my, wasn't I happy to find first the argenthill animals inbox you sent me in reply to Hydro, and then one of the inboxes of fem argenthill with that star right beside it.
So no, to answer you, I am definitely not disappointed nor sad to discover that someone so talented was right beside me the whole time and that I actually had them hanging around me even if I acted awkward because of my trust issues. I found it sweet, if you ask me. And I'd actually like to thank you for it, however, don't let me stop you from having fun, I do understand that me discovering it could take the magic away from it, but I did enjoy this a lot. Maybe for the sake of old times, if we want to be dramatic, I'd love to have this to continue. However! I do have some things to tell you, because you might be happy to know them, so do contact me as soon as you finish reading this 😭
Other than that, don't let me keep you, Star, I'm happy to know that my reactions were actually funny and were not seen as harassment, I thought about it afterwards and I did shit myself a little bit because um. YEAH! ANYWAY!
Would our interaction change? I don't know, we'll have to find out I guess :D I'm happy to discover if you ask me
argenthill are so beautiful as a couple it’s actually crazy. and the concept of a knight and a cowboy in general is so… that’s some good food. such a gorgeous pair, i need to destroy them (affectionately)
these argenthill animations fed me so well and now i need hyv to see how much people love them so they add more canon interactions in-game ohhhh i feel so sick to my stomach. i can’t believe i woke up to them flirting all over my screen
I regrettably didn’t get to send this last night, but Happy New Year, dear. Sending you wishes of endless joy, love, and blessings into the new year, with only good omens guiding your path.
happy happy new year :D thank you for all the laughs, tears, yuri… and sha-
preteen boothill is just soooooo cute he would be bratty to everybody but his big brother
i asked you one month ago but completely forgot abt that but heres my dead dove argenthill au that im obssessed:
adult uni nerd argenti with glasses and a ponytail and stubborn teen brother tan skin boothill who sits on his lap to provoke him while hes studying.. moments later boothill discovers argenti is more than he can take but the older one wont let his baby brother back down
Kinda nsfw?
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Boothill and argenti ballroom dancing, gliding across the floor, time slows down, the music gets lower, than Argenti takes Boothill’s hand to his mouth, kisses his knuckles, than turns his hand over, gently kissing and licking into the circle indent (whatever it is) on the palm of his hand, and than kisses all the way up his arm until he gets to his shoulder, than pulls him in for a kiss, never breaking their dance (bonus if they’re both wearing dresses - 🧌
//nsfw(+fluff?)
Thinking about that specific way when people write boothill as only seeing sex as a way relieve some mental stress or satisfy an annoying need since he cant be "satisfied" in the same way so he defaults to one night stands and the like.
Abd then when he spands the night with Argenti for the first time, he somewhat expects the same thing. Not that he believes that Argenti is the type of person to only focus on themself but based on who whos hes pulled aside for a quick fuck, or even how hes rushed to satisfy his own desires, he's conditioned himself to expect a very low baseline. So then, when hes faced with someone who is not only explicitly trying to cater to his likes, listening to his responses, and LOOKS AT HIM like that, its all overwhelming. Because then, its very obviously that hes being not only cared for but cared about. How is he not supposed to return softness when its presented to him so sweetly.
(Anyways, been thinking about boothill trying and failing to not become emotional and emotionally invested during their first time)
The cold season carries with it the weight of memories, each gust of icy wind whispering tales of the past. Now, imagine if Argenti’s planet had a seasonal cycle like Earth’s—but instead of holidays and warmth, it harboured only sorrow and despair.
Each year, the relentless frost would descend, not as a catalyst to joy but as a beacon of struggles. Argenti would face the biting chill with no certainty of shelter, no assurance of survival. Every night became a gamble against the unforgiving cold, a silent plea to make it til dawn, and even then, he wasn't promised the next day.
Perhaps, on occasion, the door of a kind stranger would creak open, offering fleeting warmth and a place to rest. But kindness, in times of crisis, bears a price and the weight of gratitude weighs as heavily as the freezing air outside.
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