OMG, that tummy ache is not skibidi toilet (but srs hope you get better)

makes it go away

NOOOOOO

the clipart fake transparent fairy (https://files.catbox.moe/vr9q9h.jpg) has granted your wish... stomach ache begone!!!

LETNOEBEATTHETUMMYACHEDEMONS

People of Retrospring, lend him your energy!
Raises hands to the sky

Uses my magical powers to magically remove tummy ache

makes it go away with my magic...

you can say whatever you want here as long as it isnt weird/gross or anything like that :D
also [gives you tummyache medicine]

god gives his toughest battles to his silliest soldiers