kyman4lyfe

anonymous · 1y

RAIL ME MOMMY

i’m flattered but you don’t even know what i look like homie

anonymous · 1y

I love the art on ur pfp here!!

thank you!!! it’s cunty y2k Cartman w a belly ring courtesy of my bestie lavi (@okcat1) <3

anonymous · 1y

What’s up slay mama queen

hi there 😛

anonymous · 1y

WAIT. can u be my sugar mommy PLS ILL EVEN COOK KYMAN FANARTS AND TAKE OUT THE ANTI KYMAN TRASH FOR U WE CAN BE IN A TOXIC YURI RELATIONSHIP

sincerely hopefully ur soon to be wife <3

hmmm toxic yuri does sound pretty tempting

anonymous · 1y

What’s ur favorite meal

if we’re talkin like type, imma say dinner… if we’re talkin like actual food my fav meal is prob my grandma’s chicken soup

anonymous · 1y

favorite kyman fic authors?

mewtwos, peachyval, shortstackedcheesecake96, Instantnakava, sinshipsahoy, cherryvanilla, creamdream98, ratherbeblue, and more <33

anonymous · 1y

Tenderly offers you an animal cracker, flat palmed like I’m feeding a horse

omg thank u 🙏 I will be biting the legs and head off first and then chewing it up a bunch into big mush before swallowing it

mal · 1y

hi sam

hi mal <3

anonymous · 1y

do you think if Cartman was a girl people wouldnt hate on kyman that much? I think most people would see them more as the enemies to lovers trope then and call it a day, i showed my brother a fanart of Cartman as a girl once and my brother randomly told me that if he was canonically a girl kyle and him would def date (i didnt even ship them at that moment idk why but i think most of the ppl that hate on kyman are either homophobic or fatphobic

Hmmm I think most people’s hang ups about cartman have more to do with his personality than him being fat or that kyman as a ship is gay so I would assume it would get the same amount of hate if Cartman’s character stayed the same other than gender

kyman4lyfe · 1y

anonymous · 1y

favorite thing you’ve written & do u have any longer fics planned?

my fav things I’ve written would have to be “I love you so much that I hate you” (kyman) and “pacify her” (staig) 😇 I have an ongoing multi chapter kyman fic that I do plan on finishing at some point!! Other than that I don’t have any longer fics planned. I will be putting out a new kyman fic the week of halloween tho!! I’ll link the two fic I mentioned under the tweet I share this in!

kyman4lyfe · 1y

anonymous · 1y

where do you work?

that seems a little personal 🤨 i’m an engineer that’s all you’re gettin

kyman4lyfe · 1y

anonymous · 1y

How’s your day?🥰

not great tbh but i’m alive so at least i have that going for me 🙏

kyman4lyfe · 1y

anonymous · 1y

Are you taking part in Kyman Halloween?

I am!!! I have drawings done for 4 of the prompts, planned for 2 of the prompts, and am working on a fic for 1 of the prompts!! I’m so excited about it hehe

kyman4lyfe · 1y

anonymous · 1y

Is cartman a fan favorite in south park?

no but he’s my favorite

kyman4lyfe · 1y

anonymous · 1y

u follow some proshippers so ru one or no? just asking

I don’t really label myself with any of these terms I see floating around online but I don’t judge people based on what they do with fictional characters on the internet it’s not real lol