(Teddy is my kyman next gen if you guys aren't aware, and CC is kz's creek next gen and they're in luv)

ohhh good quastion ummm

Teddy would say ✨EVERYTHING✨ but his favorite things about CC are her resilience, although he doesn't think she should have to endure anything unpleasant, and her humor, even if she uses it to antagonize him. and her big hairy bus--

and he'd probably describe some huge sweeping romantic gesture here, but I think his actual favorite thing to do with her is have one of their lazy days at home watching movies or playing games in their sweats, eating junk food, and then sharing a home cooked meal at the end of the night. which is ALSO very romantic, I'd say.

ahaha I think you're asking the wrong guy but uh scratches head

okay, so some of the hottest bottom Kyle I've ever read is hidden on the kink meme. afaik Anon hasn't uploaded this anywhere else:
https://south-park-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/445.html?thread=78525#cmt78525 (mob/Kyle)

when I say this reads like it was written in one feverish sitting, I mean it in the best way because the frantic energy of the writing matches the tone of this piece so perfectly it should be studied.

Tentacles? Tentacles by Rainbow_Convection
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50706469 (Kenny (Mysterion)/Kyle)

Rainbow fics are always a banger and this one has tentacles if you can believe it!! just great monsterfucking plain and simple

might last a day (minus forever) by cherryvanilla
https://archiveofourown.org/works/420889 (Cartman/Kyle with past Stan/Kyle)

this is an older fic (in the grand scheme of things) and technically they switch in it BUT it's definitely that vintage mountain kyman/bratty Kyle that I find people look for when they want bottom Kyle forward fics. there's scenes from this I've never been able to get out of my head and the smut is top shelf imo.

here's a kyman rec list I made a while ago that has a mix of top and bottom Kyle although it's top heavy because I worship at the temple of bottom Cartman. see, it's not about Kyle for me.
https://retrospring.net/@shortkingkenny/a/111293811561394631

and you should check out my friend Sam kyman4lyfe because she writes a lot of bottom Kyle and in fact just posted something where Kyle gets a bunch of holes filled by a bunch of guys:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/kyman4lyfe

and here's her curiouscat because she can help you with this question so much better than I can:
https://curiouscat.live/kyman4lyfe

sorry I couldn't be more helpful! I'll post these links on twitter too.

I think he'd be a better dad than people expect him to be. he's still Cartman though, and he falls into the trap of wanting a built-in best friend that his own mother fell into with him, but at least in my heart and soul he's got a partner to rein him in. in lieu or terrorizing his classmates, he acts out a lot of his maniacal schemes on the PTA, which he has been kicked out of several times but still shows up to every meeting.

he also likes to play the "good cop" to his kids. reprimanding falls on his partner, that way he can be like "oh well, that was your dad's idea :/" later.

overall though I think he's a lovable papa bear who means well, despite being who he is. he has to be. for my personal id.

hi sammmmm!!!

my ideal kyman date for them? I'm pretty simple. I like them going out for a nice meal, something they've planned for in advance. Kyle's hopeful heart is out of step with his logical mind. he tells himself tonight will be different. they'll go out, eat, have a few glasses of wine maybe, go home and have sex, brush their teeth and go to bed.

but that never happens because he's dating Cartman and Cartman always finds a way to turn a simple dinner into a catastrophe. they have a loud argument at the table (Kyle gets hard about it) or Cartman organizes some elaborate and obnoxious romantic gesture (Kyle does not get hard about it) which turns into a loud argument at the table (Kyle DOES get hard about it). OR Cartman starts having a loud argument with the couple at the table beside them because they told him to shut the fuck up, and Kyle jumps in because nobody yells at his man except for him (Kyle gets hard about it).

so they drive home, and Kyle's got this begrudging boner the whole time and Cartman's like, "wasn't that great, babe? why don't we do that more often?" while Kyle's white knuckling the steering wheel.

then they have really insane sex involving props. they don't go to bed until like 3 because Cartman insists they doordash something after. Kyle forgets to brush his teeth, wakes up three hours later for work still pissed off and horny.

visually it's a fun trope but I don't think it works for him in actuality.

in the context of kyman: he's in such utter denial about his attraction to Cartman that he'd be more likely to use violence against those who suggest it may be true than those who get in the way.

my experience with yandere type in animanga and VNs is that the yandere character in question is outwardly sweet, polite, demure... the violent nature of their jealousy and attraction is played in contrast to those traits. it's meant to come as a surprise to the audience. Kyle is none of those things. him being violent will never surprise me.

of all of them, yandere works best for a character like Butters who is outwardly pretty unassuming and a pushover, but fully capable of using violence and threats to get what he wants.

if I had to dere stamp Kyle, it'd be tsundere.

hi stranger (definitely not isla) going not-under cover for non-research purposes!

that's a good question! it's actually something I think about a lot because I do like never-grew-up-together AUs.

but with Cartman and Tweek, the way they view each other if they met as adults is similar to how I think they maintain a friendship as kids/teens. that is, they both view the world with distrust and suspicion—Tweek has been like this from a young age already, and Cartman develops this over time due to a variety of factors. how they react is entirely different, of course. that's evident in canon even.

but it's something they recognize in each other and so there is a mutual understanding of like "this guy is sort of like me, so he can't be all bad." they can commiserate over shared medications and side effects hell, and talk about aliens and various conspiracies; they both like sausage and cred, and unfortunately for Tweek, Cartman is a master manipulator, so yes I'd say Tweek can empathize with him, especially when he doesn't have the context of their childhood to hold Cartman up against.

hi bwue!!

I've talked about craigman a little here:
https://retrospring.net/@shortkingkenny/a/111259398637500498
but I'll elaborate because my thoughts have changed and expanded!

I don't see Craig and Cartman having a relationship at all. it's a purely sexual arrangement and a short lived one at that. it's intense and entirely on Craig's terms, but Cartman likes to believe it's on his.

Craig is a sexual obsession for Cartman. not the same kind or as delusional as the one he has with Kyle, but rather one born of envy. Craig has a lot of what Cartman wants or already believes he has but isn't acknowledged for. he's well-liked socially despite being an unpleasant dick. his family isn't doing great financially but not to the point of mockery like Cartman and his mom. he's friends with the richest kid in school, the class comedian, and also Clyde, whereas Cartman is stuck with who are arguably a bunch of outcasts. he's weird in a way Cartman thinks should make him an outcast too, but somehow it doesn't.

most importantly though, not only is Craig comfortable and open about his sexuality, he's accepted for it and I think if Cartman and his fat naked cupid headmate were to ever figure themselves out, he would be met with ridicule over it, which is a product of his own doing but nonetheless.

so basically Craig pisses him off and he wants to fuck him about it. he can humiliate Kyle to scratch that itch with him but he can't humiliate Craig. what can he do? rip on him for being gay? in his yaoi loving town? no.

and while I still agree with what I said before, that Craig likes guys a little off their rockers with big personalities he can disappear beside, I think with Cartman specifically there's the added bonus of putting a guy who never learned to shut the fuck up in his place. their "dates" amount to little more than Craig checking them into a seedy motel and fucking Cartman into a useless puddle because neither of them want to be seen together in this way. maybe they order a pizza and chat a bit. despite everything, Craig does find him funny and charming. he's got a nice butt. that's about it.

they're just not right for each other as a couple. it's not that Craig can't handle Cartman—he loves Tweek after all, who has his own set of challenges—it's that Cartman doesn't have much to offer Craig to make it worth the struggle. meanwhile Craig is too apathetic to challenge Cartman in the way he craves. they're both romantic people who love love, but Cartman wants grand sweeping gestures people write songs about, and Craig wants communication and understanding that Cartman wouldn't grant.

but the sex is great!