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shortkingkenny

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👽 unfortunately think about south park a lot. I write fic. you can also find me as shortkingkenny on twt/tumb.

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some little thang · 4mo

Kenny McCormick's eyes lighting up whenever someone gives him food (and Kyle Broflovski always buying him healthy food) send tweet

SEND TWEET!! I imagine as Kenny gets older he learns to work the rounds at his friend's houses for dinner and all their moms load him up with food because they feel bad. he's so scrawny, and his eyes are so big and sad, and he always says this pleases and thank yous unlike their impolite little monsters.

Kyle would get Kenny healthy food. like here Kenny, you need to eat salads and carrot sticks. meanwhile he buys a big sloppy burger for himself.

some little thang · 4mo

sometimes I wanna talk about toxic style but there's always randos that go "um you're just putting kyman tropes onto style 🙄" like no bitch! the toxicity of style is completely different from the type of toxicity kyman would have!

this is so real. but look. do you know how hard it is to get people talk about truly toxic anything? toxic yaoi this toxic yuri that... but all they really want is copious hand holding, maybe some uncomplicated sex, and then occasionally have a little argument that they always apologize for.

I do feel for you though because I feel style was bit by the wholesome vampire many years ago and has never recovered. at most maybe some codependency. which, imo, Stan's the dependent one. he's burdensome. Kyle's withholding and not often empathetic to his bestie's many plights. where's that toxicity?

some little thang · 4mo

your most underrated fics?

oh um 😭 idk that I qualify to have fics that are underrated...

these are my favorite fics that I've written so far:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52113181
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48396436

they're both established relationships with married characters though, which I understand is not very popular. and I get why.

some little thang · 4mo

AAA TY I LOVE THEM 💚🧡 I'm basic and therefore love thicc shortstack twink Kyle and tall twunk Kenny didkskal I hope that's okay ;; Just. Kyle gets all annoyed and starts scolding him, so Kenny reaches down and puts a hand on his soft hair and. push into the tiddy

(sent this one back to my inbox and republished it due to a humiliating typo I didn't notice until now)

I see k2 so seldom I don't know what the favored interpretation for them is anymore. of course it's okay! I'm enough of a short Kenny truther that I made it my fandom identity but I understand this vision of their argument. Kyle going off about the state of the world and Kenny's got that wind-up monkey clapping cymbals in his brain until he's done...

some little thang · 4mo

I also think Kenny does really admire Kyle's intelligence, and probably took him as inspiration to go into the field he does,,
Kenny, as he often does, pops up when somebody needs help, then scratches the back of his head and goes "Uhh, sorry, I dunno the answer to that..." but then his face lights up and he says "You should ask my friend Kyle, he knows everything!"

I like this too! and I also love the contrast of Kenny excelling despite the odds and Kyle experiencing that classic gifted kid burnout. Kyle pissed because by all accounts he should be running laps around Kenny, and then being pissed at himself for his prejudice. k2 are interesting foils, it hasn't been touched on since the very early seasons but I wish they would!

some little thang · 4mo

Do you think fanfic should not be critiqued?

some little thang · 4mo

May I talk about,, k2?

kz · 4mo

someone asked me ceddies fave things abt each other and their fave things to do together so im forwarding the teddy half to you. whats his fave thing about cc and whats his favorite thing to do with her?

some little thang · 5mo

Bottom!Kyle fic recs?

Me11ow · 5mo

Do you like bully au’s? I’ve been really thinking about bully au’s lately.

LIKE one character bullying the other? I think it would have to be done just so for me 🤔

kz · 5mo

hey stibk tell us your ideal kyman confession

13 days later and I come to you with the most disappointing answer...

I don't have one! there's a billion ways this situation could play out that would be satisfying to me. sometimes I like Kyle confessing first, sometimes I like Cartman confessing first, sometimes I like them falling into a relationship without a confession, because it's simply the natural order of things. it depends on the story being told or the au or my mood.

thanks for the question bestie! ✌️😋

Me11ow · 5mo

What are your thoughts on Cartman fatherhood? I feel like he’d be a funny dad.

some little thang · 5mo

I enjoy your writing a lot and hope you’re having a wonderful day!

some little thang · 5mo

hewwo mallypoo can you pwease describe your ideal kyman date 😇 thank u love u -sam

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