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Lian · 14 answers · 3mo

Welcome to my shoppe~! You are now a vendor npc in an rpg! What items do you offer? What's your shop/spot like? Do you only take certain currencies? How in the world did you end up there~?!

I sell plushies, with of course half of the shop being full of blåhaj and clothes/accessories for your shorks to wear so they can appear here. It has a few random armchairs filled with plushies available for free emergency cuddles. I take whatever currency the game has, but I might let you get away with not paying if you hug me long enough. I got there by taking a dip in a blåhaj pool at Ikea and falling into a portal hidden below, which isekai'd me into the game.

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