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Would you be interested to fund my startup ? It’s about microwavable toilet paper as a service, using a crypto-federated platform. We expect Meta or Apple to buy it for $100m in tree years.

Mixing crypto and toilet paper makes sense considering the amount of shit involved in crypto, making it as-a-service makes sense if you install this, and federating it makes sense too considering all the shitposting. But why the microwavability?

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~lucidiot · 12h

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