okay so let's hypothetically say that you wake up in a room, an inescapable room, and you have to choose between being fucked in the ass by some ugly, disgusting, old, grandma-looking femoid with a strapon(no lube) !OR! a big, muscular, alpha male german shepherd(also no lube but you know how to get around that I'm sure).
Which would you choose?
Also the dog has aids.