retrospring, more like retropermanentnuclearwinter

assuming we're in a bar, vibing, I'm 3 drinks deep and a shifty looking guy approaches us with a bag of haribo candies, the candies match the bag but the bar is already open
you refuse politely but you see me reach and grab one and immediately scarf it down
wwyd?

favourite crime?

if you are gay (as one of my followers it's likely) what specific color of heart emoji do you insist on using?

whats your game of the year

would y'all still be my oomfies if I was a worm?

comes up to you at the pub
what rumors have you heard?

are you guys hiring? I need a job

don't you think I know about that thing you did yesterday?

what do you think of my retrospring color theme?

burger or nuggets

www that's 3 double u's dot google dot com how do I quit vim?

should blowjobs have teeth?