I have already vowed in advance that I will take no action in all trolley problem ass situations that would present themselves to me. There is no moral conundrum. The weight of death is on who put me here, be it a villain or the uncaring chaos of the world.

cook you breakfast I guess? Hope you saved my files somehwere.

no, I haven't
on an unrelated note, don't go into the kitchen and look into the wok

oh yeah I love the kid, especially the modify music video

nah, it's still too cold

hisss

Every single year I try to get my friends to have some fun but they have "jobs", they are "tired" and they "don't have money around to buy or make a costume"

grabbing nano by scruff of they neck
dunking nano in a big vat of pasta water (lukewarm)
throwing sopping wet nano against a wall
(positive)

smash (my face against a wall)

I am dwarf coded so I like elves that are tsundere

that's a weed gummy right?
fuck it why not

hard question, I've narrowed it down to two but I cant pick one winner between them, so in no particular order streetlight manifesto and mischief brew

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a lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you DW

have not yet looked deep into it because I refuse to check if the domain I have in mind is available because checking if it is will make the price spike
from the ones I've seen I hope I can grab [domain idea redacted].pizza