missmoose

You like kissing big sweaty pits don't you?

HSHDJSHD YEAH I DO SO WHAT

Can I rest inside ur cleavage, I'm a bit tuckered out

Yea sure thing nite nite c:

BREAKING DOWN YOUR DOOR WHY ARE YOU WHITE AND PINK

I ATE TOO MANY STRAWBERRY MARSHMALLOWS AAAH

Can you rest your chest on my head and be super gay while we order pizza?

Hell fucken yea I can uwu

which boob is your favorite, left or right?

Their left, my right when I’m suckin on em

what's your favorite non-mammalian animal?

Hmm, I’m a HUGE fan of crows and other corvids!!! Blackbirds are so smart and pretty 💗

Would you rather live in a sci-fi setting or a fantasy setting?

Fantasy I think!!! Just cuz I love magic and fae uwu

favorite bug

Carpenter bees!!!! Big thick boys 💗

What are some weird moose facts that you know?

THE MUZZLE IS BULBOUS (thank u Sim), their name means “eater of twigs” and they swim REAL good!

Favorite moose snack

Hickory sticks! Like lil julienned potato sticks that’re deep fried and dusted with hickory bbq flavour 🤤