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emery · 14 answers · 13d

qotd one day i turn you into a mouse and lock you in the white house. (you’re all mice btw. in the same place together) what would you do?

eat as many cheese as I possibly can. what else am I good for... If the president is nice enough maybe he'll slice a ping pong ball in half to make a little motorcycle helmet for me

boy you are not turning me into a mouse we aren't in disney 🙅‍♀️ anyways im eating every bit of crumb i can find in there and then with my big weight i go and run out and then find you and we fist fight snd i win

I would explore and find a little mouse dining room with much cheese and eat it. TRhen I would eat the american flag

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