hfkdndkdjd anon 😂😂😂 you paint a hilarious picture there. I don't think lyney would be so direct about his uh. needs. to wriothesley, but he'd definitely make it clear quickly enough. lyney always barges in without so much as a greeting, much unlike their more ~professional~ meetings. he'd walk up to wrio's desk with a determined face and fire in his eyes, flickering alluringly as he tries to coax wrio out of his seat by telling him it's about time he takes a break. wrio falls for it at first, but by the second or third time he knows what that means.

lyney moves wrio to one of the couches, sitting him down before climbing onto his lap. wrio always protests in one way or another, saying things like "lyney, I'm busy" or "not now", but his body language always contradicts him, coming along willingly and getting his hands on lyney as soon as lyney's on top of him. he takes his time kissing lyney, feeling up in all the ways that make lyney sigh into his mouth. lyney pushes into his every touch, making all the right noises to rile wriothesley up even further. sooner or later lyney is laid back against the couch cushions as wrio snakes a hand down lyney's shorts, kissing him feverishly as he works lyney to completion. sometimes that's enough for lyney, and he'll just quickly return the favour before he runs out the door again. other times lyney needs more, so wrio needs to use his mouth, or undress lyney more to suck marks into his skin, or pound his dick (either home-grown or store-bought, we love trans!wrio in here as well) into lyney's hole of preference until he sees stars.

lyney clings to wrio like his life depends on it all the while, nipping at wrio's lips, his jaw, his ears, his shoulder, wherever his mouth can reach. his fingers dig into wrio's back or shoulders as though he's afraid wrio will be torn from his arms, his body matching wrio's every move. it always takes lyney a bit to come down from his high, and wrio helps him get back to earth by stroking his fingertips lightly along lyney's skin. he gets lyney cleaned up, fixes his clothes and his hair. lyney thanks him with a long, lingering kiss and a wave over his shoulder, and wrio can only cross his arms and watch him leave with a fond smile on his face.

there aren't many situations in which wrio and lyney are stuck around other people, let alone during that kind of uh. emergency, but they're not above looking for an empty hallway or a storage closet and rutting against each other until they come in their pants 🤭🤭 these guys, i swear... they've never had to concern themselves with sexual desires but once they find that relief and pleasure in each other they can't keep their hands off each other :') thank you for sharing your ideas, anon!! it genuinely makes me so happy when people come to me with their thoughts. discussing headcanons and scenarios with others is my favourite thing about fandom communities!! 💞💞💞