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(mid-20s) a robot mime drone thing that writes stories that are normally kind of weird and kind of smutty. NSFW content, lewd questions are OK!
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All these reality-warpers out here, not even considering the potential of turning you into a Toon... Then you could be just about anything, any size, any shape (though some of those shapes might need extensive physical... force)!!
this is such a good point - EXACTLY why some omnipotent being should turn me into a goopy puddle of sentient toon ink!!!
Dronificantion but you get turned into a super sentai ranger send question
ooooh i actually really like this idea? tokusatsu and super sentai stuff has a lot of potential for interesting kink and TF antics...
Don't believe the words of a non-believer. You belong to me, my darling robot breeding machine. Remember your place: on my cock.
if that's my place then why am i not there right now? :((((
You should be careful telling people on the internet how easy it is to correct your reality, you might end up thinking you're a normal person instead of a rubbery inflatable drone bursting at the seams with helium :)
you mean i'm not that?? ummm it's LITERALLY in my avatar, honey??? c'mon
What's it like being a bomb? Oh, you're not a bomb? Don't be silly, sev, don't you remember having this fuse for as long as you've lived, and a massive powder keg of explosive goodness in that FAT ASS?
b-but wait, if i' ve always had this fuse, then... how long has it been burning down for???
hows pregnancy treating you? whats that, youre not pregnant? silly sev, surely you remember being impregnated last month. the heat of the moment, feeling the warmth of the load as it enters you, the sloooooooow, steady swelling of your belly.
dont you remember?
dont you feel the swelling?
dont you feel the heat?
dont
you
remember?~
PEOPLE CORRECTING MY REALITY IS SO SO GOOOOOD gkjdfhgkjdgf
so easy to feel knocked up now 😵💫
The year is 2020. A strange virus is spreading around the world but no one truly knows what it is. No one even has a name for it except "the virus". You are chilling at home when suddenly your friend, who is staying with you for work, sneezes. Within a matter of minutes, you're overcome with nausea. Your body feels weak, and a strange heat is forming in your waist and hips. Retreating to the bathroom, you stand there and look yourself over in the mirror. You notice your nipples are hard, and that a gentle trickle of warm fluids is running down your legs. 'that's weird' you think, and undress. Everything you had is still right where you thought it'd be, but now you have both sets of sexual organs. Before you can even think about how insane that is, you sneeze. The second you recover you feel the urge to sit down. Your stomach gurgles. Pressure builds in your waist, right at the tip of your newfound uterus. Within moments, you are now five months pregnant with twins...and insanely horny. You've been infected. Welcome to a new world.
okay so like. pregnancy virus that spreads within minutes is. ridiculously fucking hot. i'm sorry i took a month to reply to this, this is COOL
Me and hot drones at tanagra?
shaka, when his walls got blown out
Would you rather get dommed by a bomb or be one yourself?
i'd rather get bombed by a domme ;)))))
You come across ‘Bombshell’ brand panties with a little cartoon bomb image on the back and an advertisement saying ‘guaranteed to be an absolute BLAST with any partner!’
hmm... well, i mean, who would say no to free underwear, am i right? never gone wrong in the past!
The spooky season has passed, and it's time to start planning for the next holidays- and that means seasonal, collectable merchandising! Releasing just in time for gift-buying, get yourself a life-sized plush-filled drone. It's soft, huggable, shiny, and has a place to write its number on in marker! Each one is specially selected for its cuteness! (Rumors about these looking like standard labor drones in sweaters are unfounded.) You even get to fill it up yourself to your preferred, pudgy proportions- note: please do not let your drone's whines and moans convince you to let it stay on the stuffing machine beyond safe filling times. It WILL stay on until it bursts and you WILL be billed for both your drone and the fluff cleaning. No refunds.
... how much does fluff cleaning cost. i am willing to pay a reasonable fee for drone-exploding reasons.
Good evening, Sev. Ah, I see your voice box has been disabled. Living up to your name, are we? Yes, you've been through the traumatic experience of a car crash. I'm afraid to say your brain wasn't going to survive. So, we gave you a new...well, a new head, completely state of the art. At the cost of saving your life, you are now indebted to me. You, and more importantly, your fertile womb, belong to me...forever and always. Welcome home...and welcome to the harem.
... idk why, but the thought of my body being used without my head is SO HOT ><
What's your favorite thing about being a sexy human bomb with tits and ass filled to the brim with deadly explosives awaiting the spark that will set them off?
it's the tits and ass, i'm gonna be honest
the exploding is cool too, but i wanna have a fat ass. levelling your house when i sit on your lap is a bonus
This place seemed kinda empty so I decided to stop by and drop something. You're a human explorer, hired by a earth-based company to explore a specific part of the universe when you stumble across a strange signal. Drawn to it's source, you are immediately attacked by a race of female warriors with the goal of capturing new species to breed the strongest children in the universe to take over planets. And you are their newest breeder.
joke's on them, i have all sorts of physical problems! i shall defeat their conquest from the inside
and also get bred in the meantime
Cannot stop thinking about how soft your tits look, how much I want them in my mouth
i think more people should think about my tits and how soft and tasty they are. you're paving a new movement, anon
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