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an anonymous cutie · 1y

The spooky season has passed, and it's time to start planning for the next holidays- and that means seasonal, collectable merchandising! Releasing just in time for gift-buying, get yourself a life-sized plush-filled drone. It's soft, huggable, shiny, and has a place to write its number on in marker! Each one is specially selected for its cuteness! (Rumors about these looking like standard labor drones in sweaters are unfounded.) You even get to fill it up yourself to your preferred, pudgy proportions- note: please do not let your drone's whines and moans convince you to let it stay on the stuffing machine beyond safe filling times. It WILL stay on until it bursts and you WILL be billed for both your drone and the fluff cleaning. No refunds.

... how much does fluff cleaning cost. i am willing to pay a reasonable fee for drone-exploding reasons.

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