anon · 8mo
kyman dating hcs…?
- I kinda implied this in one of my fics but kyle is adamantly anti-PDA when they start dating. but cartman is a persistent bastard and wears him down with little kisses that turn into make out sessions, and hand holding that turns into groping that turns into getting each other off in the bathroom asdfjklalkdf sooo…eventually kyle stops caring and they become the most touchy feely couple ever
- in terms of love languages, cartman is a gift giver, kyle is a quality time/acts of service person, and they both love physical touch and words of affirmation
- they probs break up and get back together in giant dramatic fights several times, esp at the start of dating, but these two always come back to each other eventually. they’re too down bad to break up forever after they’ve gotten a taste of that forbidden fruit of what it’s like dating each other
- as soon as they start dating, they both realize deep in their subconscious brains that this is it for both of them. like it’s a thought pretty buried in denial, but they both are like “holy shit I have never felt this way before in my life. either I am going to marry this fucking loser, or I am killing him and then myself”
