hey gurl heyyy
- I hate to disappoint some of y’all who are fans of gay kenny ships, but I hc kenny as straight 😅 idk he just is so entranced by women’s bodies throughout the whole show, and like his version of heaven that we see in tfbw is full of gorgeous, big-tiddied voluptuous ladies. I think he deserves to be in a relationship with a woman who loves and understands him (even though no one will ever rly understand what he goes through being cursed with immortality).
- I think he’d do everything in his power to not have a relationship like his parents, like not being codependent and neglectful of their kids, but I do think he’s chronically depressed from being cursed and that def is a big strain on his relationships.
- shipping aside I like to think kenny is the chillest of the main 4 but also I love that he’s bffs with cartman more so than stan or kyle, which makes for an interesting dynamic cuz cartman is the most chaotic kid in the fucking world lmao. like “hey kinny wanna go set a grain silo on fire?? I saw this video about it online and it looked super fuckin kewl we gotta do it!!” and kenny just blinks and says “aight.” and then they both get charged with arson, spending the night in jail replaying the video they recorded and losing their giggleshit with each other
- eventually I would hope kenny would come to terms with his curse and make peace with himself about dying so many times. as soon as he does that tho, his mom dies and he doesn’t have a way to come back anymore so… he gets freed!! like maybe when he’s in his mid fourties. so then he can live a normal life after that and make every second count cuz he knows he’s not getting another one, and that makes him happier than he’s ever been