What if you just want to know all the juicy secrets, and find out if a bunch of conspiracy theories are true? And if you find out that some of it's still classified to you, well then that's one of those theories confirmed. Obviously you couldn't tell anyone those secrets unless you want to be suicided by three gunshots to the back of the head by someone who looks suspiciously like Hillary Clinton wearing a wig, sunglasses and fake moustache.