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Nameless One · 7mo

Do mountain lions know how to swim?

Generally, yes. This one does not. I grew up in the desert where the main opportunity to swim comes in the form of tons of stone, wood, and twisted metal rocket down arroyos with all the force of twelve horny bull elephants juiced up on PCP and viagra. If you’re in a gulley downstream from foothills experiencing a vigorous summer storm, no amount of natatorial knowledge is going to matter.

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