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Anonymous Coward · 3mo

■ Oh how honored we should feel from that, your immensity. Now if only you could find us on this endless pale landscape, you might be able to try and do that, and subsequently break the cage. We doubt that though. The breaking the cage part that is.

what would be the point of being big if I couldnt feel every inch of it? youre not exactly hidden

It almost sounds like youre challenging me, saying im not big enough to crush that little enclosure! Bet you wouldnt be so sure under untold tons of neighborhood smothering ass

or maybe the only thing that can manage is it being wedged between twin moons of CarapAss- assuming you could get one near without her ending up dinner

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