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Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Ignoring how the latter would complete the bit, thus taking us out of the cage, and then we'd die from crushing gravity, again: we'd like to see you try:tm:.
Also yes we recognize how even an elephant can notice a simple fly pestering it. Even if that fly is basically a tungsten cube in terms of durability.
Hey do you remember when this place shuts down
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ The unfortunate cost of visual fidelity, and the removal of grit to appeal to more people, another coin in the jar, this time for mocking the movie.
And obviously, but much like worldbuilding vs story, it'd be nice to have both instead of people strangling each other over one/the other. Exotic weapons not causing exotic deaths feels a tad off.
Fair, but I never did really feel like it was a deliberate choice issue. Like, you shoot a dude in the head with enough damage there's still a big explosion of red and chunks, but you come over and his head is still there. That's not LESS violent, it's just violent but worse. Made me think it was an updated engine issue or something
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Same, and equally worth it.
Thats good to hear. It's always nice to go back to humble beginnings (and fave dlc) and seeing things evolve. Such as the desire to strangle Randy. Please imagine the sound of someone putting a coin in a swear jar type thing here.
It always blows my mind how much worse gore and dismemberment got in 2 and beyond. 1 was absolutely peak for visual feedback for sheer power of guns, though probably I wouldn't trade that for the plethora of improvements to actual playability down the line lmao
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Fairly decent, something awkward happened during the Eve party but nevermind that. Haven't really bought anything for ourself, but have been enjoying a new chair. You?
Man a new chair sounds nice, I've had mine for too long.
Not exactly a self purchase but bought some friends borderlands one a few days ago so we could play so that's sort of like a gift to myself, been fun. Other than that nothing too special, a good dinner with some family nearby
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Clearly you should've made a dancestor, we say, blood trickling out our mouth for even jokingly implying that.
Also again, implying anything would fit on your wrist.
Anything is possible with enough iron and a dream!
Also, since I never asked, how was your Christmas? Get yourself anything nice
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Technically its two Roses, A Fef and an Ampora, even though we have a problem coming up with stuff for the last one. Still torturing the desert exiles by the by.
Also we know, but still feels crummy to be the one to drop the rally, so to speak.
Fortunately everyone has trouble coming up with things for best boy 😔😔😔 I am a sole connoisseur.
I get it, just assuring you there's no expectation from me that you be at my beck and call. No intent to chain you to my wrist, would be overkill for someone already in a cage
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ May have jumped the gun and missed the "in here" part. Also sorry, fell asleep.
The delightful thing about digital communication is the way it's always there for when you get to it, no need to apologize.
I mean haven't you been waiting on me to respond on both kanaya and potentially rose for months now? Not as if I would be right complaining Bout some hours lmao
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Oh how honored we should feel from that, your immensity. Now if only you could find us on this endless pale landscape, you might be able to try and do that, and subsequently break the cage. We doubt that though. The breaking the cage part that is.
what would be the point of being big if I couldnt feel every inch of it? youre not exactly hidden
It almost sounds like youre challenging me, saying im not big enough to crush that little enclosure! Bet you wouldnt be so sure under untold tons of neighborhood smothering ass
or maybe the only thing that can manage is it being wedged between twin moons of CarapAss- assuming you could get one near without her ending up dinner
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Oh sure, you'll totally do that instead of just snacking on the rest of the city/county, who's keeping track really, and getting exhausted from trying move your arms to reach said cage in the first place.
It's not THAT much effort if it's in the right place. Maybe I'm performing a Christmas miracle and leaving them in peace to opt to bug you instead!
Besides if you think I can't snack and attempt to sticky my doughy, tire fat fingers where they don't belong at the same time you are sorely mistake
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Do not question the non-euclidean cage.
Kind of hard to be the receiver when we lack an address due to The Bit :tm: :pensive:. Also both of us know part of the appeal to this is the difficulty in trying to do that. If it wasn't hard, then nobody would be making bank on using the cliche of having a fatty try to go down a chimney.
Hey I mean you are technically receiving now
As for squeezing into things, I think I can keep working on it, slowly. Maybe I'll even manage to prod you before accidentally swallowing the whole affair in a wave of indifferentiable rolls of pure fat
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Yeah you would love that, cubic tons of fun.
There is plenty of space between the bars, we're certain that you could at least fit an overstuffed sausage sized pinkey in if you tried. We'd make a joke about biting but we prefer flat teeth to the overly used shark teeth oc design. /s
if theres that much space it wouldnt be a cage, would it
and wow, hurtful to even joke that you might reject a soft cavalcade of flesh being shared through the slatted ironscape enclosing you. Its christmas, you should be in the being given to spirit
Anonymous Coward · 28d
■ Only you think; enough plausible deniability for us.
Look we can't list every other failure point here, it'd be too big and too obviously impossible, much like yourself.
Admittedly it It would be fun in a very selfish way to hear you try though
Suppose I will simply have to entertain myself thinking about my fabulously fat digits 😔
Anonymous Coward · 29d
■ Not our fault that we decided to drop one right as we were about to sleep.
Also "try and get us" as if your wrists can fit through the bars. /s
It is EXPLICITLY your fault I think
Bold of you to imply my wrists would be the first point of width failure when it came to getting into somewhere
Anonymous Coward · 29d
■ Merry Christmas, Dox. Hopefully your plans (besides the destruction of the nearest city block) go well.
I was gonna try and get you first, you sent this too early ,😔. Same to you tho, hope you have a nice day
Anonymous Coward · 1mo
■ There's also the unused lines that got re-added later which implied that they were putting on an act and were still friends out of earshot.
Also you know, the administrator is dead now. We know that she runs purely on hate, but we don't think that'll be enough to come back from turning into dust.
None of these words are in the Bible
Some of that does feel kind of retconny to the story presented at the time but I can be happy about them eventually being friends again
Shame the one server I actually liked for TF2 has been dead for a decade 😔