bogus · 3 answers · 1y
on a bus or train sitting in your seat when you suddenly feel something warm, fuzzy, and soft pressed on your face. big ol metadilf casually standing up while his belly bulges out from his shirt. (he probably gave up his seat to a pregnant woman or elderly person.) also unaware of your presence and how close you are to his gut. part of you thinks you should speak up, but another part of you is very aroused. and it's probably very noisy if he's returning from a big lunch.
GOD 💦 he'd be very apologetic when he finally notices you after you stand up to get off at your stop, but you decide you're not letting this cutie get away without your number. he's left blushing profusely as you hand him the little piece of paper and scoot around him to leave, smiling and taking once last glance at that big tumby. he does indeed call you later that evening and you arrange a lunch date together <3
