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OG · 3 answers · 6mo

What does Meta Knight do for fun in the summer? ☀️

read under the shade of a tree, until he starts feeling lazy and goes to the pool/beach to swim laps lol.

Leucrotta pseudomonoceros 🔞 · 3 answers · 6mo

Micro Metacore
https://x.com/shouldhaveanima/status/1802041382246523056?s=46&t=LVeT_vqI2dpdRMJEk3oLBw

gettin comfy! this finger shall do for his little lordship....he supposes.

bogus · 1 answer · 6mo

https://x.com/DontShowYourCat/status/1801638948223025497?t=s_pDxNVDuAY1Lhg7L-32mQ&s=19
very borbesque in my humble opinion

circles when sitting straight, ovals when they're relaxed 😆

bogus · 1 answer · 6mo

a sleeping borb is almost impossible to wake up. push the loafer around and they won't budge at all. they can roll down a hill and still not wake up.

make sense, their bodies are extremely resilient! and if you wanted to take aspects from the anime into account, i guess they are built to sleep through deep space travel for extended periods of time.

PK · 6mo

StupidMetaKnightFan · 7mo

How do you think smash would propose to Rayna 🤔

hmmmm, during battle is a bit cliche but i like it lol.

PK · 6mo

OG · 4 answers · 7mo

How must it feel to get scolded by Meta Knight? 50% intimidation 50% "why do I want to call him daddy?"

100% i want to call him daddy 😔 he'll just get increasingly pissed and flustered that i'm finding his admonishment nothing but sexy lol

PK · 7mo

bogus · 1 answer · 7mo

metagoogus wakes up to find his beloved stash of banan gone! he then smells banan in the farmer's kitchen. but there is no banan there. only a big loaf of something he's never seen. banan bread...

this is a slippery slope for metagoogus...once he's introduced to baked goods, he wants them all the time! catch him smushing his nose up against the kitchen window every morning.

PK · 7mo

StupidMetaKnightFan · 7mo

I'm just imagining gjinka meta and Rayna at their wedding and while they are sitting down, Rayna pulls up her dress a bit to reveal some sexy lingerie she bought just for him. She then winks at him lol he can't wait for the night to end...

they are NOT gonna make it to reception!! quickie in the bridal room <3

PK · 7mo

bogus · 1 answer · 7mo

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7FZdODoUcH/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
when peach first found micrometa

so cute....i wonder what gave him the revelation 😆

PK · 7mo

bogus · 1 answer · 7mo

https://youtu.be/sDFdB8ZhBOE?si=i6Bsl350embdQ8yg
the two moods of micrometa

first comes RAGE, then comes satiety. also man i love microbat munching noises lol, so dang cute.

PK · 7mo

capicola · 7mo

This is going to sound a little weird, but I feel like you might be the only person who may know. Do you happen to remember this Smash Bros. fanfiction where Meta Knight becomes roommates with Ridley? I have been searching and searching and I can't seem to find it.

that definitely rings a bell, but i haven't seen it in ages so i guess it must've been deleted. it was on ff.net, probably published 2021/2022...? i don't recall it being one of the earliest smash ultimate fics on the net, but it wasn't recent either. something like meta knight being reluctant to share a room with someone as evil as ridley but discovering they worked well in battle or something? kinda humour, kinda character study? i probably only read it once so i don't remember exactly, but yeah. it was good, i thought meta knight was portrayed quite well. shame it doesn't seem to be up anymore!

PK · 7mo

OG · 7mo

I think the funniest option is eggnant but with just a single giant one like the kiwi bird https://tinyurl.com/yc8ksz92

oh that. that's terrifying 😂 don't even wanna think about how they lay that!

PK · 7mo

Anonymous · 7mo

metapreg with eggs anyone ?👀

eggpreg is good! i keep coming back to this specific kinky scenario where morpho and mk fuck, but mk doesn't realize until days later that morpho deposited their (non-fertilized) eggs in him. he just has to deal with them growing bigger and bigger until they're ready to lay...which naturally he is not too excited about lol.

PK · 7mo

bogus · 1 answer · 7mo

metagoogus is an older bat so he get cold easily. the farmer turns off the heater and he starts shivering immediately and staring like 🥺

NOOOOOO put it back on.....i can imagine kirgoogus loving the chill in the air lol, he probably wants to go out and play. metagoog just shivering in the corner, wondering where it all went wrong.

PK · 7mo

starz · 7mo

When Fia finally felt comfortable enough to be nearly naked in front of game mk after being together for quite some time, one can only imagine what was going on in his mind when it happened.. 😇

everything but nothing all at once lol!! poor dude is wrecked, she's too gorgeous 😔 but he has to pull it together so his slack-jawed silence doesn't give off the wrong idea! definitely very sweet words coming from him, and even sweeter actions to back it up <3