Who here needs an itchy foot? I got one to donate to somebody in want of it! For free! Please!
You can keep your itchy foot to yourself, I'm at the office right now and that's the least thing I need.
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After inspecting the particulars I find that having a second foot offers some clear advantages: Movement is greatly improved, the rate of accidental tripping is much better now, the symmetry of my appearance is much more pleasing. So I decided to keep it!