Who here needs an itchy foot? I got one to donate to somebody in want of it! For free! Please!
Athleteβs foot? No thank you.
You can keep your itchy foot to yourself, I'm at the office right now and that's the least thing I need.
i already have one, cant have them both be itchy
Do you need a pumice stone or epsom salt bath?
An itchy foot might not be a healthy foot if you're unlucky. You'd have to pay me for that kind of business π
It's those wool socks..
I mean, OK I'll take it off your hands but I will be making an onlyfans to post pics of it π
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Most likely we both have non matching shoe sizes and the idea will be impractical therefore. Also I withdraw my offer since I found out that I constantly fall to the side without a second foot. After some harder blows to my forehead I am convinced a second foot is a blessing! Also the symmetry in appearance is more to my liking. :)