Athlete’s foot? No thank you.

You can keep your itchy foot to yourself, I'm at the office right now and that's the least thing I need.

i already have one, cant have them both be itchy

Do you need a pumice stone or epsom salt bath?

An itchy foot might not be a healthy foot if you're unlucky. You'd have to pay me for that kind of business 😎

It's those wool socks..

I mean, OK I'll take it off your hands but I will be making an onlyfans to post pics of it 😛