Nah, I just wouldn't respond to my SO instead. Keep it real.

I'd stop texting them if I found out, I tend not to text people a lot anyway. If responding to the limited number of texts I send is so tedious for them that they gotta do all that to avoid it, then why don't they just kill me like we both know is for the best?? Too much work, too??? Okay, well, if they want this relationship to reach its full potential but they're not willing to murder me, then we're just on two different pages. So it's time for us to close that book. Close that book, and bludgeon me with it, but only if they really love me.