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local embarrassment
Yeah, but you can't even bribe me to go to it
I get a new phone when the old one passes away entirely. So it depends on how sturdy the current one is, or how careful I was not to wash it.
No.
No, but the boat I'm in is full
I'm a lone hushpuppy, fell out the bag and rollin around in the floor of a 2003 Subaru Impreza WRX Sonic Yellow sports wagon
Cant say I blame em since they're being murdered and there ain't no law
Hubba hubba aooowga, aooowga, we're men and we're all straight, eyes pop out of sockets, pulls train whistle, check out the stems on that tomato
That doesn't pass the Bechdel test
Yes, but I don't imagine they wanna be
Too fun, no one can handle it, makes em fall asleep
Wow, ya teach em how to say no and then they use it to hurt you SMH the youths
I don't think a person can even rent their own urine for $20 a month.
A store manager was on his way to work but suddenly disappears. A day later, police discovers he had gotten off the bus and took an Uber to an interstate bus terminal, where he made his way to the neighboring state. Even though his family got in contact with him and he's reportedly safe, what do you think made the man do that without telling his family?
What Sean said, but the dude was my dad. Get off work at 5 but come home at 8:09
Them: You're having a belly there! Me: I call that my pretty bonus material! You: ..... ?
Where do you find these people
Would you rather take a guaranteed million dollars or flip a coin for a billion?
Cool, free coin
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