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Yes, but I don't imagine they wanna be
Too fun, no one can handle it, makes em fall asleep
Wow, ya teach em how to say no and then they use it to hurt you SMH the youths
I don't think a person can even rent their own urine for $20 a month.
Arthur · 4 answers · 11d
A store manager was on his way to work but suddenly disappears. A day later, police discovers he had gotten off the bus and took an Uber to an interstate bus terminal, where he made his way to the neighboring state. Even though his family got in contact with him and he's reportedly safe, what do you think made the man do that without telling his family?
What Sean said, but the dude was my dad. Get off work at 5 but come home at 8:09
Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 13d
Them: You're having a belly there! Me: I call that my pretty bonus material! You: ..... ?
Where do you find these people
Daniel · 15 answers · 1mo
Would you rather take a guaranteed million dollars or flip a coin for a billion?
Cool, free coin
Feel bad that some people are relentlessly jerks? I think that's fair. Kind of hard to avoid feeling bad about that, in my experience.
Feel bad about yourself? Naw, naw, that ain't right. We luv ya.
I think it can be valuable to some degree, of course, to extend compassion and grace to relentless jerks. But I also think you can just unnecessarily burden yourself that way. Like dudes trying to impress their friends in public by acting really weak and insecure, by mocking someone else? It's not that deep. I drove myself a little crazy making it too deep and thinking of those guys as victims a few years back. Then it just hurt more, because i was just sitting around and wishing people loved each other, and that everyone wasn't in pain like this over an additional thing. I think it's better just to be like 'huh, yeah, jerks,' and try not to dwell on it. But that's me, maybe it makes other people feel better.
Daniel · 10 answers · 28d
What were some highlights of your life?
I saw a wild pig
She's a fraud
Ugh, nah. But then, the joke's on granny because it ain't gonna work.
Me, can't find my way out of the darkness ?? Nvr
reenact the entire film, live, in your bedroom, deliver all the lines in a 120 dB scream
Kate Matsuda · 6 answers · 1mo
What should the most intelligent species on earth fear the most if the majority of our species actually is intelligent? My answer: The stupid ! What's yours?
My answer is walking through a spider web
Kate Matsuda · 6 answers · 1mo
I've been driving a motorbike and people ask me: What do you wear to look more like a woman? Me: A pair of hot shoes. What do people expect? Me driving a bike in hot lingerie? Is driving a bike so un-female?
Hot glue a large bow to a 36 inch wig that features a blunt bang, then hot glue the wig to your helmet. Get a helmet with a visor, hot glue false eyelashes to the visor.