local embarrassment
Could mean nothing, arman. Could mean that lowercase letters look cuter
I wait for it to approach me
I'm glad that when I was having acute medical emergencies I got actual medicine.
Fewer problems.
It's not that I don't trust you, but ______.
I think I'm still going to ask a doctor
Safely? Doesn't sound fun for me, I need to get hurt. That's why I love a punishing fence climb.
On a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being very easy, 10 being very hard): How difficult would you say your life is?
1
It's really easy for me, because when things get tough I just take out my yo-yo and show everyone Rock the Baby and they're like "o h h h h f u u u c k" in slow motion voice. And then they bite their fist, get obvious boners, and give me all their money and health insurance
Have you ever been a teacher's pet?
No, thankfully no one has ever liked me
Probably dope when people aren't trying to f up your s. Because she's cute, she's goth, she's got lots of friends with similar interests, she's the only flying mammal so she's not like other girls.
What's something you aren't ashamed of hating? Me: bank security and their weird doors
How dry my lips are
What is something that seems correct but is wrong?
Wearing your hat forwards, being nice to nerds
When I went through the Little Caesars drive-thru and the lady gave me free cheesy bread
A third Joe Dirt movie
Is retrospring the realest social media?
No, the realist social media is Gaia Online
What's your opinion on this video? https://www.tiktok.com/@subwaytakes/video/7232288516141485355
Yeah, I basically agree. I think every phone I've ever had kind of sucked, though. So I'm not going to simp for any tech over another. Pay me (a lot) if you want me to advertise for you. But aside from that, being able to own a [new] Apple product is a social status thing.
I've certainly known people with iPhones who don't make it a core part of their identity, though. They don't have any militant opinions about how the iPhone is better than any other phone. Because if they did, then they'd probably have some other more serious irritating traits that made them difficult to be friends with.
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But it turns into a creeper sometimes 👀😆