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No, but the boat I'm in is full
I'm a lone hushpuppy, fell out the bag and rollin around in the floor of a 2003 Subaru Impreza WRX Sonic Yellow sports wagon
Cant say I blame em since they're being murdered and there ain't no law
Hubba hubba aooowga, aooowga, we're men and we're all straight, eyes pop out of sockets, pulls train whistle, check out the stems on that tomato
That doesn't pass the Bechdel test
Yes, but I don't imagine they wanna be
Too fun, no one can handle it, makes em fall asleep
Wow, ya teach em how to say no and then they use it to hurt you SMH the youths
I don't think a person can even rent their own urine for $20 a month.
Arthur · 6 answers · 1mo
A store manager was on his way to work but suddenly disappears. A day later, police discovers he had gotten off the bus and took an Uber to an interstate bus terminal, where he made his way to the neighboring state. Even though his family got in contact with him and he's reportedly safe, what do you think made the man do that without telling his family?
What Sean said, but the dude was my dad. Get off work at 5 but come home at 8:09
Kate Matsuda · 8 answers · 1mo
Them: You're having a belly there! Me: I call that my pretty bonus material! You: ..... ?
Where do you find these people
Daniel · 16 answers · 2mo
Would you rather take a guaranteed million dollars or flip a coin for a billion?
Cool, free coin
Feel bad that some people are relentlessly jerks? I think that's fair. Kind of hard to avoid feeling bad about that, in my experience.
Feel bad about yourself? Naw, naw, that ain't right. We luv ya.
I think it can be valuable to some degree, of course, to extend compassion and grace to relentless jerks. But I also think you can just unnecessarily burden yourself that way. Like dudes trying to impress their friends in public by acting really weak and insecure, by mocking someone else? It's not that deep. I drove myself a little crazy making it too deep and thinking of those guys as victims a few years back. Then it just hurt more, because i was just sitting around and wishing people loved each other, and that everyone wasn't in pain like this over an additional thing. I think it's better just to be like 'huh, yeah, jerks,' and try not to dwell on it. But that's me, maybe it makes other people feel better.
Daniel · 10 answers · 2mo
What were some highlights of your life?
I saw a wild pig
She's a fraud