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Shannon. · 8 answers · 11d

Does your work place have a Christmas do?

Shannon. · 6 answers · 8d

How often do you upgrade your phone?

I get a new phone when the old one passes away entirely. So it depends on how sturdy the current one is, or how careful I was not to wash it.

Pandy · 8 answers · 23d

If you could have another go at life when you pass, would you like to return as a man or a woman? (You wouldn't remember your previous life)

Arthur · 8 answers · 2mo

Are you more of a lone wolf or more of a lone puppy?

I'm a lone hushpuppy, fell out the bag and rollin around in the floor of a 2003 Subaru Impreza WRX Sonic Yellow sports wagon

Arthur · 6 answers · 2mo

Do you think balloons, when popped, are too loud for such a small object? I don't know how that's physically possible.

Pandy · 6 answers · 2mo

When men are in the company of other men and the topic of women comes up, how do the conversations typically go? (Women, how do you think they go?)

Hubba hubba aooowga, aooowga, we're men and we're all straight, eyes pop out of sockets, pulls train whistle, check out the stems on that tomato

Pandy · 6 answers · 2mo

When women are in the company of other women and the topic of men comes up, how do the conversations typically go? (Men, how do you think they go?)

Arthur · 8 answers · 3mo

Can chess players be considered gamers?

LaDamaX · 9 answers · 2mo

My own children would say, no.

Arthur · 9 answers · 2mo

Is it possible to rent a place to live for 20 dollars a month? I had a weird dream today about that.

Arthur · 6 answers · 2mo

A store manager was on his way to work but suddenly disappears. A day later, police discovers he had gotten off the bus and took an Uber to an interstate bus terminal, where he made his way to the neighboring state. Even though his family got in contact with him and he's reportedly safe, what do you think made the man do that without telling his family?

Kate Matsuda · 8 answers · 2mo

Them: You're having a belly there! Me: I call that my pretty bonus material! You: ..... ?

Daniel · 16 answers · 3mo

Would you rather take a guaranteed million dollars or flip a coin for a billion?

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