local embarrassment
Speed eating.
I don't know, I think mispronouncing words is kind of hilarious, it sparks joy. It only bugs me when people willfully mispronounce non-english names or words, because they think nothing matters or counts but English.
None, I'm big into letting the dead stay dead tbh
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Aaron asked about 8 hours ago · 4 answers
What do you think is the best time of your life? I think your 30’s are the best because you’re still young enough to do all the physical stuff, but old enough to be financially stable and possibly have a career and/or family. It’s really the only timespan you get that sweet spot. 20’s you’re active but immature, and 40’s you’re really declining physically
I'm 30, I had a good time one time since my birthday, so you must be right
Stay positive, kids. God bless.
Ofc, not having a family is the main reason I'm not having the worst possible time rn
But different strokes. We salute people of all stars and stripes
I've kinda always thought that if you live to an advanced age you probably have healthcare and a huge collection of vinyls, and you can't get pregnant. So it's the best time of your life.
Sorry for your loss
I think only a bunch of straight men are so afraid or bothered by the idea of people just thinking they're in a relationship with someone who isn't a woman, that they'd need to be paid to simply let people think that.
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Aaron 3 days ago
Yeah this is what I commented on someone else’s answer. Men are more inherently homophonic cos of the culture in place, so I feel like they’d need something out of it. But it’s really just supposed to be a funny thing to ponder
Kate Matsuda asked 3 days ago · 11 answers
Did your parents ever approve of your friend you brought home? Did your mom think your love interest was a good person? What did she say?
Didn't see or talk to my mom much between the ages of 7-20. Avoided introducing friends to my dad as much as I could. But no, neither of my parents have ever really "approved" of anyone or anything that I am involved with. They adjust to some of it, though.
My mom is the kind of transphobic person who thinks trans people are cis gay people, who want to be straight in order to "fit in". It's been nearly a decade, she still obviously feels this way. So nothing I do in my life can ever make her happy, or happy for me, because she believes I'm a deeply tortured cis gay man. It doesn't matter to her that I'm queer, because a lot of people, especially people like this, tend to erase anything that isn't monosexuality.
And my dad, he'll think one thing one day, and nearly the opposite two days later even though none of the information has changed. He'll like someone, the next time he talks about them he'll think they're garbage. The next-next time he talks about them he'll like them again, and so on, forever. So sometimes he thought my wife was like a saint, and sometimes he just resented her and thought she was "too old" for me. You can't really nail down how he feels about anything or anyone, and he can't really tell you. He says it's because I'm confusing or complicated. But even if that were true of me (it's not), things related to me are not the only things he flip-flops on. It's just everything.
I love them, but I don't care if they think someone is a good person or not. Because I really don't trust that they know who is and isn't a good person.
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Arman 3 days ago
That's tough :( virtually hugs and pats you on your back [I smiled because of your last paragraph.]
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Kate Matsuda 3 days ago
It is tough to find out that parents have limits and that they have quirks and defects and act in really sad ways though you still love them.
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Kate Matsuda 3 days ago
The earlier you get aware of this the worse. It puts so much extra weight on children. But it isn't that parents act on purpose like that. I guess they fear to fail knowing to have limits but cannot do anything about it while they do not want to lose the parental image they think is required.
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Kate Matsuda 3 days ago
It is a lose-lose situation of devilish kind and causes much harm. Or, to put it another way, it is total and utter damn shit.
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LaDamaX asked 3 days ago · 14 answers
Romantically speaking, do you prefer a “straight shooter” or someone who is more into the “chase”?
Well, shit, I don't want to "chase" anyone because it makes them sound like prey. And I'm also wary of both straight people and gun owners, so maybe no straight shooters.
I just want to be with people who are socially inept in the same way I am, and don't see any fun in fkn around and not sayin how you really do.
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LaDamaX asked 3 days ago · 15 answers
What do you seemingly attract?
Mosquitoes and strays
LaDamaX asked 4 days ago · 15 answers
Are you wifey material? 😉
Not according to the data, I gUESS
Arman asked 4 days ago · 11 answers
Cameron Diaz or Monica Bellucci?
What are they doing, battling to the death? I remember that Diaz claims she actually learned some unspecified martial arts in preparation for Charlie's Angels. I don't really believe it, but if it is true, I think she's more likely to come out on top.
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Arman 4 days ago
I have no idea why but last night before sleep I thought about Cameron Diaz and then I googled "Why no Cameron Diaz anymore?" and it turned out she quit acting to become an author of self-help books. Then I looked up her age and my mind said: "Hey! Is she older than Monica Bellucci?" and then I looked up Monica Bellucci .... What I'm saying is it's a pretty wild to ride on my train of thoughts!
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nefarious yeets 4 days ago
I think you need a t-shirt that says "Why no Cameron Diaz anymore?" Because it's a legitimate question.
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LaDamaX 4 days ago
She also got married and had a child. So maybe she just wants time to spend w her family.
Kate Matsuda asked 7 days ago · 8 answers
As I am on my way back from France and lack my guide and translator I stand in awe listening to the flight attendant who repeats fluent in five languages the simple instructions to a crowd of mindless sheep.
When I'm in a relatively diverse crowd of people I always end up thinking about how at least one person in it is probably dope as hell.
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Kate Matsuda 4 days ago
When I am in a relatively diverse crowd I always find a woman thinking how well versed she might be in kissing. Daydreaming about that kiss. And how dope as hell it might be.
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Jumping out of the swing is fun, but you always hit the ground again.
Arthur asked 4 days ago · 10 answers
How do you convince someone that what they're doing is creepy?
If they don't listen when you tell them directly that what they're doing is creepy, then I'm not sure. Because if they refuse to listen to you, then I feel it's less likely that they don't know, and more likely that they don't care.
Shannon asked 5 days ago · 17 answers
Have you ever had a dream about killing someone?
I don't remember it if I have. I don't remember having any dreams where I've done anything violent. I remember seeing violent things happen in dreams, but I'm not doing them.
See I would be ok with that if the new shit was any good but it’s not 😒