I think I look something like Dance with the Dead's remix of The Gremlins theme, playing over LSDXOXO's VXXDXXPVSSY through a flip phone speaker, but being at least partly drowned out by a loud loop of the Yoshi struggle/tryna not to fall to its death "hmmph!" sound effect, but on a different phone speaker.

I'm not sure how to explain why, it's just what I feel must be true.