"HE'S NOT ALIVE"- Elmo about Rocky wanting a fucking oatmeal raisin cookie

idk i laugh at anything funny i dont rememmber

at the end of system shock 2, after you fight off this powerful hivemind, with some of the most harrowing and fucked up audio logs of people falling under its influence, and working with an all-powerful AI that almost destroyed the earth and has a god complex the size of the moon is trying to convince you to work with her, and your character just goes "nah" in the same way you would reject getting a combo meal at Mcdonalds. you then just shoot her, its so fucking funny

“Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he’s created?” - Steve buchimi

Idk off the top of my head but it's gotta be something from catch 22