if theyre hung arknights

When you see them, you either want them to eat a snickers and calm the f down or you want them to take over the world and you'll support them full time on their quest

No inbetween

if hes a cat or catboy i just picked up from a random alley

if you could squash him like a stress ball

a man is a scrunkly when I see them and go "oooooh it's a little thing, a creature, will he bite? i want to crinkle him up like a ball of paper and throw him in the ocean, id die for him. I wouldn't trust him to do anything properly, i will follow him to hell and back. I could kick him and send him across the room, he has rabies." that's a scrunkly i think

moe