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fateful stranger · 5mo

Least favorite films?

let's see... i've seen too many bad blockbusters and no-budget indies with zero redeeming qualities to list, so trying to go for stuff that sucked in a personally memorable way:

– if you've been around, you already know about my visceral hatred of Timo Koivusalo's PELLE HERMANNI movies. deeply bad movies that also perfectly embody the lack of care the Finnish film industry feels toward child audiences

– i don't like The Daniels in general, but SWISS ARMY MAN is probably my top pick for the worst movie ever made. just a nauseating product in every way

– BUNNY THE KILLER THING deserves credit for being the only thing i've seen that actually made me feel like cinema, as a medium, was a mistake. the same goes for RENDEL, really, but it's more just boring, sloppy, and conceptually undercooked. BUNNY is tiresome edgelord bullshit that doesn't even dare to commit to the bit, being so desperate to hammer in "it's just a joke!!!!" that it's left completely weightless and purposeless as a narrative

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