If you were a Pokemon and not jirachi you would be one of those ones that start cute but end up kind of metal as fuck like gabite or magnetite

hi izzy what do you think about when people pretend that stuff is small by looking at it between their thumb and forefinger. and then they pretend to crush it with their thumb and forefinger. do you think that's fair. do you support it.

hello. i am in love with you. do you have a favorite condiment and also do you want to hold hands AND if you could have one real animal as a pokemon-like companion always with you what would it be.

what clothes do you like to wear?

Favorite pizza topping?

what would be your favourite violent crime to commit

can you give me an impression of british isabelle...

I think you are cute because the stolen away by shadow people because I'm also cute too

The izzing izzer

Hi I just noticed you live in Canada I thought you were British

harvesting the izzy bee honey from the izzy bee hive

I think if we flirted it would be a back and forth of, eyup, like in king of hill when they're drinking on the fence

hi izzy i was wondering how you feel about girls who have white hair and red eyes and share their bodies with the consciousness of pirothis, she who slithers and she who will devour, in a sort of dubiously consensual but mutually beneficial relationship where the spirit of hunger gets to kill many people and the girl gets to find out what happened to her beloved aunt who mysteriously disappeared one day, even though following this path awakens troubling appetites in her??

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doyou like pirates...