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certified grass toucher · 3d
need you to rank zhongli ships for science
MY FAVORITE TOPIC... made a tier list cause i felt silly. the order matters but not too much. thoughts? 🤓 https://files.catbox.moe/n45amo.png
Laristy · 3d
Which characters do you want to see them release a skin of next (Archons excluded bc fuck you)
MEAN!!!!!!!!! I WANT HALF NAKED VENTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. neuvillette simply because i need to spend more money on him but unfortunately i enjoy his current look too much and i already know i would be disappointed in whatever he would hypothetically get. my other favs already have one (kaeya and hu tao) so i will say faruzan <3 my beloved madam deserves it. i like her design but i've been using a mod with keqing's skin recolored for a while and it looks so nice on her i want something fresh..... baizhu cause he deserves to have Something. alhaitham akademiya fit like lisa's. ororon anything that doesn't make him look butt ugly. bennett just cause most of the broken 4*s have one and im sick of looking at him
certified grass toucher · 2d
born from another ship negativity thread—what is this mysterious website where neuvifuri is popular and people have to hate on it in secret. where can i find this website
they probably guessed my password and stumbled upon my tl
certified grass toucher · 2d
phainon is hideous jesus... why do hsr characters all give crimson chin
sobbing LMFAOOAA
certified grass toucher · 2d
its kinda weird to actually think of hu tao working in the funeral parlor. like she's probably embalming bodies and cutting through their skin. its crazier the more I think about it
wait. somehow i never considered that. is she doing the dirty work 😭 i hope for her that she only conducts ceremonies. or not. shes probably happy to dissect people
certified grass toucher · 2d
you and that zhongtao anon are slowly getting me invested in the ship lmao like i used to Not Care about the ship (i'm a zh… — I AM ZHONGVEN TRUTHER TOO (i was zhvn truther before i was zhtao truther. i kinda still am zhvn truther over zhtao truther..… https://retrospring.net/@sampoakgae/a/113858075719992678
heh. my plan is working
true hero.. keep going
neeku · 2d
https://retrospring.net/@sampoakgae/a/113858075719992678
Zhongli so shippable he’s gotta become a squid to have enough limbs for all his partners
zhongli harem :P
certified grass toucher · 1d
Trembling shouta is Xiao. Holiday dedicated to his friend is the last Lartern Rite (the only person who said at least something about Menogias is Xianyun which is so fucking strange like. He's yaksha for fucks sake. I was really really angry tbh)
OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. im sooooooort of pretty sure he did at least mention him tho?? wasnt it something about how menogias was the one to design zhongli's current clothes. it's been a while maybe im misremembering
certified grass toucher · 21h
"once a fatuuss always a fatuuss" is such insane writing. people will call this ass "morally grey" when the game keeps showing you sympathetic members but they have to say this because why? can't wait for absolutely ass the tsaritsa will be as they try to make the leader of this group they keep saying are pure evil for the entire game is somehow not responsible for anything she didn't knooooow.
IM SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ???? they are so inconsistent it drives me insane
certified grass toucher · 21h
Its okay for the game to excuse Scaramouche's actions and you forgive him because of a forced woobie backstory but Signora is still more evil than him and had to die? This is why people don't like this mf.
who are you talking to bro
certified grass toucher · 17h
neeku • 2h
Neuvifuri does necrophilia better before pardoning
Fontaine he fucked her severed head
Crying I’ve never even thought of that before 😭
one thing abt oomf... they never miss
certified grass toucher · 18h
Only reason you seem to love Hu Tao is just being shipped with men. Only female characters who can be shipped with men are … — True https://retrospring.net/@sampoakgae/a/113867802292651818
hu tao fucks men and women all the time it literally doesn't matter
shes got 56 hands for baizhu xiangling zhongli xiao yun jin furina venti and some would say even capitano
certified grass toucher · 17h
Hop off people shipping characters just for fun and potential like Castorice/Blade or Sunday/Jing Yuan. They're having fun without forcing ships to be treated as canon and making fun of that is why this fandom is a shithole of people trying to say their ships are implied. Bring back Jelsa shipping.
ijbol did u think i was hating i have an entire jing yuan x sunday doc sitting in my wip folder
certified grass toucher · 19h
https://x.com/cflide16043/status/1881735140898201635?s=46 nurseeeee……they’re out again
the doxxing???? 😭 Wth this person isn't right in the head i hope op stays safe
certified grass toucher · 19h
i had an interesting bug right now i took your acheron as a support to farm relics, then had a message about not having enough space, so i exited. and your acheron was still in my party with a "support" green icon. lol. i could run with her anywhere, use her skill and even menu screen worked with her. i stole your acheron for a while :3
YESSS IT'S A KNOWN BUG!! i used that exact same trick to get the achievement for interacting with the rating pistol using jingliu just yesterday LOLLLL (i dont have max relics BUT it also works if you enter with enough tb power then get rid of it by converting it into immersifiers afterwards) take her out for a walk more often.. ever since sunday saved my mid yuan she gets lonely..