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certified grass toucher · 17d
i need to know why cyno and scara act like it's their first time seeing each other (as npc in the events after day 2) when they literally fought against each other in another event
they forgor............ they, or hoyo (hoyo.)
certified grass toucher · 16d
Why is his ass up in the air? 🤨
for sparkle to kick of course, why else
certified grass toucher · 14d
least favorite character designs from hoyo? could also be as small like a single element that u just don’t fuck witg
mmmmmmmm ignoring the low hanging fruit (dori, ororon) among the usually/generally liked ones probably wrio. his fit is fine (i kinda fw the tie) i just don't like his face at all esp in his model lol but as for hoyo in general probably black swan too. i like her as a character but i cannot stand the way she looks. those hips should be a federal crime
i also don't like a ton of xianzhou women (design wise) bc of how samey they look (tingyun, guinaifen, yukong, etc). i don't think theres anyone i dislike from zzz so far tho anton looks like a pokemon gym leader to me and i find that kinda funny
idk enough about hi3 other than whatever i accidentally stumble upon cause i havent played enough of the story but aponia is up there in terms of designs that give me the ick
certified grass toucher · 11d
learning the japanese and chinese ship tags is such a blessing because theres a ton of content and i can't understand the drama lmaooo
yeeee sometimes there barely even is drama (depends on how big the ship is). i still haven't figured out what they call mavuitano in japanese so if anyone knows i beg please tell me
certified grass toucher · 15d
still cackling at the dude who said that nufu are like siblings that don't give a fuck about each other
estranged step-siblings*
certified grass toucher · 16d
do you have this thing where you feel younger than you are, or do u feel your age
i think mentally im stuck in 2019 tbh i know it's been years but the pandemic did an insane number on me. sometimes i feel like i should be in high school crying over math still
certified grass toucher · 16d
merica is so so fucked
many such cases
certified grass toucher · 16d
No to Capitano superconduct, yes to shatter or melt Capitano (Mavuitano SYNERGY)
absolutely NOT shatter unless they give him a passive that lets him freeze bosses (even for half a second) otherwise he'd be bricked in single target. now melt however... that would be interesting
certified grass toucher · 16d
Idk how you can say anything gay is just bait and fetishizing and then say "its misogyny to call this waifubait". There are good female characters, just not in gacha where the purpose is to be sold. The only reason idgaf if men are husbandobait is because men don't suffer from objectification because they have power irl, not women. No one is saying their characters are better I just dgaf if a man is fanservice for women because that doesn't affect their representation. Hoyo doesn't write amazing female characters, if you think their gay shit is ass idk why we have to act like they're feminists. They're too cowardly to write any flawed women, much less a real morally grey one, and you expect people to lick their ass?
where did i say all that. like i get ur trolling 24/7 but sometimes i worry about your literacy levels
certified grass toucher · 16d
The thing that always bugs me abt the whole Remuria lore gatekeepers is that they rlly think Watersports is lore relevant enough to be connected to some kind of major lore locked in world quests. Does he actually have any connection with those historical figures or is it just pure cope of having a fave character with little importance to the overall plot?
lol 😭 he really doesn't
certified grass toucher · 18d
need more Freaky Furina and neuvillette blindly but cautiously following her whims. he can’t quite figure out why she wants to be over his knee, getting her…ahem, privates spanked, but if it makes her happy and he gets to hold and spoil her afterwards, then…
AHEM PRIVATES DKNGDFKJG he totally would. i don't get it but if it's what you want then i'll do it my beloved
certified grass toucher · 18d
oh if you liked herta’s blinding Gamer Lights, here’s another bug i got where instead of being transported to vanarana childe was sent to the aftermath of chernobyl (https://imgur.com/a/YxB2iFH) also no don’t talk to me about my team this was like month four into the game
this is so fucking funny is your graphics card okay LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
certified grass toucher · 18d
youre giving me ideas i shouldnt get and that's bad. cease this at Once https://retrospring.net/@sampoakgae/a/113420781465787613
keep talking like that and you’ll wind up getting your dick sucked
insane sentence to read at 11pm on a monday but i'm free tomorrow night. saying that for no reason
certified grass toucher · 18d
despite being the victim of many ship discourses, dan heng is still so lovable to me. no matter how many times i see him mischaracterized online, i open the game and he is so chill and sweet and thoughtful and sometimes silly with the astral express crew. mwah mwah mwah
no ur so real bc same. hes so pretty and precious........... my first love before i saw sampo in belobog................. he's such a sweet boy and im happy every time we get new crumbs of development for him. i chose to ignore every and any ship discourse involving him and i'm very happy in my ignorance
certified grass toucher · 17d
Mavuika likes fondling the captains massive tits
i cannot say anything to this. it's the truth