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certified grass toucher · 3d
what irl actors would you fancast as neuvifuri?
OHHHH i've never thought about this before that's a fun question. mmmmmmm let me think. let me ignore the "anime baby face" thing as well since they're both hags tho cause idc for that
i think sophia di martino would look cool as hell as furina!!!!! (had to google her bc i didn't know her name but that would be sylvie from the loki show)
as for neuvillette idk actually. he's got that kind of pretty face ethereal vibe i struggle to associate with an actual irl man lol what if i said glenn howerton LMAO just give him a wig fr.... Nah that doesn't feel right. i can't think of anyone i could actually see playing him omg 😭😭 aaron taylor jonhson.. thoughts on that........
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 4d
the way people try to justify hoyo whitewashing characters is always mindblowing to me tbh. “oh some people of this ethnicity can have pale skin!” or “oh this culture was historically colonized by white people in the past so it makes sense. diaspora” like, ok. now do you really think that was their intention or have we considered the possibility that they simply don’t like darker skin tones.
yeah it's really dumb. happened both in sumeru and natlan as well so you'd think things would change the second time but nah lol. when even charas like dehya candace and cyno are much lighter than they could be, well!
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 3d
https://retrospring.net/@sampoakgae/a/113409038316691731 feel like that anon’s referring to this one even though they still make zero sense. i was referring to that one specific sunday pfp who embarrassed themself trying to pretend like sunday’s obvious religious coding is meaningful and deep and fugue’s just another waifu for gooners and then later listed a bunch of female characters they claim to love that they feel had no development 😭 neither my message nor your response said anything about this being exclusive to boymoms. the whole “shipping firefly with a man makes her dead to me” thing you said…was that NOT primarily coming from those type of yuri fans? everyone sucks here!!!
yeah both demographics give me brain damage LOL but don't worry about it there's a couple anons around here who don't read and just yap. i'm sure they didnt process a word of what both you AND i said
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 4d
i hated the idea of irminsul plot in scara's quest until i actually played it and realised it's pretty good for a story that was just there so he could become playable. he jumped there hoping to erase himself to undo every action he took, absolutely failed, and had to learn to just accept what he's done and live with it. and they didn't hold back with nahida saying he is evil, no sugarcoating lol. the fact that sumeru forgot him doesn't really bother me, i wanted to see HIM feeling bad and trying to just be better to people (he is doing his best....), and he also wasn't so irredeemable or directly causing trouble in sumeru that we even need to see people giving him stares or smth, he's already pretty miserable. i am also not sure if it'll stay like this forever, there was some interesting foreshadowing in the dialogues but i could be wrong
the only thing i don't like about the "rewriting" is how fandom depicts it as a "new scara" that left his past behind or smth, when i think the point at the end was that it's the same scara that accepted his past and learned shit. older and wiser yh
mhm yea that's pretty much what i think as well. i do think he kinda directly caused trouble tho sfjhd not that regular people would know about it even without the irminsul erasure but he was a bit of a supervillain for a second there loool
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 4d
THEIR WHAT FLUID https://retrospring.net/@sampoakgae/a/113409228811136267
their CUM??? from their COCKS???? crazy right? apparently ingesting or repeated exposure to some (accidentally he says) gives you a momentary increased resistance to raw phlogiston and can reduce the effects of corruption from abyssal energy (which he says also accidentally ended up inside of him. hm.) how interesting! oh but what’s ajaw laughing about? and why’s that outlander with the funny words always following them around?
youre giving me ideas i shouldnt get and that's bad. cease this at Once
sampoakgae · 2d
mysti/mimi · 4d
sampo koski
SAMPO KOSKI
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 4d
i liked sethos and nilou in the event. npcs made it sound like they were going a secret date. his vl about her is also cute. about to get executed because it's a straight sh-
i've only done the first part of the event so i haven't seen it yet but omg nilou making friends that's music to my ears
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 3d
speaking of voicelines I think hu tao needs an updated one about baizhu. not that they need to remove the old one but they could add a second one like how he has two about her too. also why doesn't hu tao have a voiceline about xianyun when xianyun has one about her
YES i want that so bad :( they just forget to update that stuff all the time. i already complained abt mona and fischl but theyre basically best friends atp and mona still doesnt have one abt her so i have no expectations for voicelines ever
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 3d
When Neuvillette cried for all the things living
and all things dead
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 3d
Capitano will be the Neuv of cryo (not up for debate bc the other cryo guy doesn't count, might consider ganyu and ayaka tho) mark my words. He will be playable!!
EXACTLY HE WILL SAVE CRYO AND MAKE SUPERCONDUCT META!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 2d
if phlogiston creampies make sex with abyssal lectors safe, would that guy be ok with sloppy seconds? 🤷
thank you for putting that image in my brain i feel inclined to say Yes.
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 2d
Well we don't talk about popularity we talk about character's background and roundness don't we.
There are way better options to compare relatively well-written archons+habringers with (even tho for me the only decent character out of all habringers is Wanderer) than Mika and Heizou. E.g. Sara has a little to no development and depth and barely had any screentime.
my brother in christ i just mentioned the first two filler characters i could think of i dont have it out for mika and heizou 😭 and it's funny u mention sara bc if we're taking their character stories into account she has way more depth than both of those men AND screentime cause at least she was in an archon quest KJNFSDJFGNV
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 2d
sparkle’s shoving her bare feet into our faces again. what tf does she want
if i speak im in big trouble
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 2d
Doesn't Mika have a whole ass bio written in his stories
i dont think more than 6 people have read mika's stories
sampoakgae · 2d
certified grass toucher · 2d
drake is into teens who still have to have parents legal permission to do basic things, why do u like him
first i get accused of being a kaveh apologist now this. why is it always me.