JID - The Forever Story out now on all platforms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y19q-7VN2WI
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certified grass toucher · 3d
saw a post saying kinich puts up with ajaw’s insults bc he’s used to a lot worse from his father and i almost combusted on the spot. i love trauma
OH?? OH............ NO,,,, WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS THOUGHT IN MY HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sampoakgae · 1d
certified grass toucher · 3d
i hate hsr banner schedule with passion. i need robin, topaz, aven, and acheron. and guess what ofc they're all back to back!! i hope the game flops and dies
JHSBDAJSBFDJFH it could be worse!! imagine if robin got shenhe'd..... do we want that..............
sampoakgae · 1d
neeku · 2d
sampo WILL have bait with gepard.
but maybe only in the same patch that screwllum releases
YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sampoakgae · 1d
certified grass toucher · 2d
enjou and kinich both using their elemental abilities for sex might as well be canon thank you
EXACTLY IM GLAD YOU SEE THE VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! imagine when they do it at the same time
sampoakgae · 1d
certified grass toucher · 2d
crying bro. why are YOU the one acting like a blushing teenage virgin and not the guy you’re making moan like a bitch in heat
it's just his personality............. he was born a pathetic wet cat 😍
sampoakgae · 1d
certified grass toucher · 2d
blink and scream if you need help
do i need help, what is this in reference to. in general i think i do so i guess ill just blink and save the scream for later...
sampoakgae · 1d
certified grass toucher · 2d
talk me out of getting lingsha for my e2s1 firefly pls :( daddy gally is right there at e6……
well if you think about it does e2s1 firefly need a sustain at all?????? just bring himeko for extra dmg or jiaoqiu or literally anything else and go ham!!!!! "lingsha or gallagher" neither.....................
sampoakgae · 1d
certified grass toucher · 4d
if u could c6/e6 any unit for any reason…
oho lemme think. c6 im not sure. i got the only one i reaaaally wanted (neuv) so idk who else would be cool to have. among my top favs (that arent 4*s) zhongli has dogshit cons, alhaitham has dogshit cons though less shit than zhongli's, hu tao's are fine but nothing too exciting esp in this day and age, same for ayato.. it's probably between furina and scara? furina c6 is busted but then i'd feel like im cheating bc shes a support so she would make 70% of my teams busted too and then i feel like it would be too much lol scara c6 looks fun but it's not worth spending all those pulls cause he's mid but if it fell into my lap for free........... also simp reasons
as for e6.. well he's not out yet but probably screwllum LOL or the five star sampo that definitely exists. i dont really care for eidolons in hsr bc it's just more damage in most cases since it's a turn based game so idk. i'd say jing yuan for simp reasons but his eidolons are mid (just like him fr). meanwhile screwllum is p much guaranteed to at least have good ones since he'd be new. maybe i'd pick boothill bc it gives him aoe coverage ..
sampoakgae · 3d
certified grass toucher · 4d
oh jq fucks so hard in pf, so sorry for your loss. love having five enemies spawn in and immediately sacrifice their souls to acheron
😔 i gotta cope with miss pela and her slow ass stack generation... thank god for gepard's taunt and the trend lc tbh maybe when he reruns ill pick him up. if acheron isnt already jingliu'd by then
sampoakgae · 3d
certified grass toucher · 5d
even as a nufu shipper, i do wish the "neuvillette will burn all for furina" is just our joke but then i remember neuvillette intentionally avoided saving fontaine from prophecy despite perfectly knew how to because he wants to "keep their status quo"
yeah like see i enjoy those hcs in a self indulgent way and in the back of my mind i know it would be ooc for both of them but then how do you explain That. like "find another way" sir the nation is drowning
sampoakgae · 3d
certified grass toucher · 5d
ff: babe please can we have normal sex tonight?
tb: put on the mech suit
THE MECH SUIT STAYS ON DURING SEX
sampoakgae · 3d
certified grass toucher · 5d
is there any eggnantvaruna fanfiction i want to read some about you and your ultimate wonderwall humiliator and sea slug baby murderer fankid
eggnantvaruna 😭😭😭😭😭😭
sampoakgae · 3d
certified grass toucher · 5d
New wuwa story quest is a whole lot of yuri fest if you play as fem rover
i do play as fem rover but in the back of my mind i Know who the target demographic is (esp considering they only do it to this extent with the girls. jiyan's got some kind of) and i cant enjoy it LOL i did zhezhi's story quest (3 hours before the moonchase event ended bc i found out there was a limited time item locked behind it and god forbid i miss out) and i just could not fucking Take It i'm sorry
sampoakgae · 3d
certified grass toucher · 4d
is topazs treasure finding useful or one can live without it
meh it's cool but it's nothing groundbreaking tbh most chests are in very obvious spots and numby doesnt see them until youre in close-ish range anyways. topaz is a great unit outside of that tho so it would still be a smart pull >:)
sampoakgae · 3d
certified grass toucher · 8d
always see hyv players mainly speak about the jp audio and seiyuus, and i kinda wonder why? maybe its just the weeb-ery? names and words they’re already familiar with? idk i just enjoy the chinese voices a lot more lol. saw a post where someone said they find eng firefly’s voice annoying and all the comments are “switch to jp bruh” but why not cn?
yea it's 100% bc of weebs/anime ..😭 and also i guess bc seiyuus have a different fan culture around them with people whaling off of va work alone etc and the industry is bigger. but same lol i play the game in cn as well (except for the archon quests bc i get distracted if i dont understand or if there are characters whose voices i prefer in eng like scara) and imo it's way better than the jp tho ig thats just personal taste. i wish people recognized it more bc it's so good (i dont think theres any cn voice i outright dislike. only a few that arent my favorites) and the ""canon"" one (as in, what they were intended to sound like without the other recording studios messing shit up along the way). plus cn is just a wonderful language in general in terms of sounds tbh it's just pleasant to listen to