Hiii, I kinda got into Craigman from your fic and I decided to make one myself, it's not done but I want to know your little opinion on it so far, not the best writer but your literally my idol so I'll appreciate anything

Cartman and Craig, who would have thought that the worst person in the world, the person who could start world war 3&4 at this point, would be with the most popular boy in school? Cartman himself doesn't even believe it!

Craig is literally the definition of a perfect man! He's got the eyes, the hair, the body, the dick.. everything! He is just a fat man with an okay hair color! Why the hell did he choose him over,, well anyone else in school!

"You suck at this game babe." Craig spoke him out of his thoughts, he completely forgot he was supposed to be focusing on a game of Mario Cart instead of being a insecure bitch. Why is he getting so soft all of a sudden! He made a man eat his own parents when he was like 10 but now he's insecure?! What spell has Craig put on him..

"I haven't played in years dicksucker." Eric grumbled as he started at the leaderboard screen, of course Craig fucking tucker is first place and Eric was at the bottom.. great..
"Your the dicksucker, do I need to show you our foota-" Craig started before he was interrupted by Eric "Shut it! I know, I know Jesus Christ." Eric grumbled as he got off the game and slumped back in their shared bed.

"Y'know,, I'm surprised you haven't told anyone we are dating, I thought you would run your mouth about it." Craig let out a chuckle as he laid down in the bed next to his lover, he ran his fingers through Eric's surprisingly soft hair. Craig was a health geek so he forced Eric to start cleaning more, especially with his hair. Craig did have a good point though, even Eric was surprised he hasn't told anyone, not even Kenny! Eric was a bit proud of himself

"See, I can be smart" Eric chuckled as he took Craig's hand out of his hair and relaxed in the bed, he wanted to take a nap but Craig had.. different plans. "I think you deserve a reward.." Craig cooed in Eric's ear as he squeezed Eric's stomach like it was a stress toy or something, Craig has such a weird thing for squishy things.

Eric held in a pathetic noise as, swallowing the spit he had in his mouth. He was pretty sensitive to touch no matter what it was, somehow Craig always knew how to hit his soft spots when he doesn't even mean to, or he does? Who knows anymore.

"What do you have in mind tucker?" Eric looked back as much as he could which wasn't much.

Craig only grinned as he got on his knees and forced Eric on his back, the springs in the bed creaking as the two boys moved around to get comfortable. Eric let out a grunt once he started to feel Craig hands moving on his thighs, of course the one day he wears shorts Craig wants to get in his pants.

"Nothing much just, y'know, filling you up" Craig shrugged like he didn't say the horniest shit ever, typical gay guy. Craig tugged on Eric waistband, indicating he wanted Eric to take them off. Eric rolled his eyes and shimmed them off, tossing them on the floor as Craig did the same with his boxer, conveniently he wasn't wearing pants today.

Eric wasn't really thinking straight so once Craig actually wasn't looking at him since he was getting the lube, he realized he actually hasn't had sex, he's only given craig a few blowjobs and handjobs, same with what craig did to him! Both straight or gay sex, this would be his first time and he didn't know much about it despite watching porn a lot. Craig came back as he popped open the cap of the lube, that's when Eric sat up and put his hands between his thighs, covering his clothed erection since he actually had boxers on.

"What's wrong?" Craig raised a brow as he looked down at Eric's hands that were covering certain parts he needed access to so he can give Eric the reward, was he suddenly embarrassed or something?

"Craig uhm- Look I haven't, put anything, in.." Cartmans voice trailed off as he gestured his head down words, trying to verbally tell Craig he hasn't shoved his up his ass! Craig only blinked as he gently moved cartmans hands away and squeezed his thigh, making Cartman groan

"So that means I'll be your first time huh?" Craig let out a soft chuckle as he moved the hand that was on cartmans thigh and put it on the base of his cock, Cartman closed his eyes as he heard Craig's next words "I'll make you feel good pretty boy, trust me."

And with that Cartman fully removed his hands and put them above his head, keeping his eyes closed. Craig only grinned as he was about to squeeze lube on his fingers, he had a way better idea, Cartman had a fat ass.

So Craig did the most logical thing you do when your boyfriend has a fat ass, he put his face right at his hole and started to prod his tounge on cartmans hole.

Cartman didn't expect it so his thighs instinctually closed on Craig's head, he was a moaning mess, he never actually had somebody just eat his ass out like this but he wasn't complaining at all, he loved this so much. Cartman began grinding his hips down so he could feel more Craig's tounge in him.