13 days later and I come to you with the most disappointing answer...

I don't have one! there's a billion ways this situation could play out that would be satisfying to me. sometimes I like Kyle confessing first, sometimes I like Cartman confessing first, sometimes I like them falling into a relationship without a confession, because it's simply the natural order of things. it depends on the story being told or the au or my mood.

thanks for the question bestie! ✌️😋